Prestige Pedro 🎥📺

GODDAMN. Best night of HBO storytelling since Succession wrapped up.

Saw Mullholland last night! Concert plans got in the way of a Saturday double feature for me

We are everywhere ⭕️😮‍💨 and now my Olympics watch has ended.

Riyadh Comedy Festival reunion incoming!

My bouquet garni is bigger than yours 😜🌿

The perfect headline does not exis…. 🤣💀

Vivek Ramaswamy is unreal, man.

Like, don’t get me wrong. Ohio is definitely dumb enough to elect a jetsetting billionaire to fix affordability.

But we will get what we deserve if we do.

Columbus drivers:

Happy David Ehrlich Day to all who celebrate!

God is so good.

bsky.app/profile/knaa... “We create chaos”was where my head was at.

Don’t get me wrong, Rydstrom has big—dare I say massive—shoes to fill. But to the extent that “Impossible is an opinion” has become a mantra for some, this Rydstrom quote ain’t too shabby as an amuse bouche for what’s to come 🤞

a close up of a fox 's face with the words chaos reigns above it ALT: a close up of a fox 's face with the words chaos reigns above it

Anything to push Celtic/Scottish football out of #Crew96 discourse if I’m being honest 🥴

And he comes with a signature quote and a GIF to match?? Even better!

Evergreen reminder that Jon “both sides” Stewart is just as much of an asshole as the other comedians who got famous in the early days of Comedy Central. He just tries to hide it better to further the brand.

No more free samples laid out at Grandpa’s Cheesebarn 😤😠😡🤬 further proof that we are in fact living in hell

Still dreaming of these leftover egg rolls tbh. The quick-pickle on the shaved Brussels sprouts in the absence of any thanksgiving greens this year was an excellent call.

Sure the @a24movies.bsky.social merch is cool and all, but what are you even doing if you don’t have the May Queen tree topper on a Scarface white chrimbo tree 🌞🌲

Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.

Can’t turn the brain off when the Newport balcony gives me a chance to grab an artsy concert pic.

All Them Witches/King Buffalo as a double bill did not disappoint. And glad I took @thomascostello.bsky.social’s evergreen advice to show the fuck up for the opener 🤘

The gave us a Dead cover for the encore last night.

AFTER a 20min Dondante (played Z front-to-back to close out the tour). My heart is full 😁

MMJ always delivers 🔒

Ngl, did not think this #crew96 team had a playoff performance like this in them.

Nice lil #OneMarqueeAfterAnother weekend for ya boi to kickoff bday week 🖤💛

This is true 🤔

Would’ve been interesting to see how Sinclair navigated this mishegas if ABC still held Big Ten football broadcast rights, but alas.

What a fucking photo ✊🇺🇸

Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK."

Never talk to me about this man again.

Love a good turn of phrase, and hard to do better than calling white nationalism “the socialism of the irredeemably stupid” 👏

All of his haters were handed taters at the table of success.

The cool kids already know. Never miss a Sunday show 🕺

Never thought Trump and I would be in perfect alignment on an issue, but here we are!!

Would’ve been cooler over the Terminal Tower in CLE if we’re being honest!