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The Sewer Slide Chip
03.11.2025 00:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's like a sauna in here.
02.11.2025 06:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
They overcooked a burger? DEI!
01.11.2025 23:36 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
happy halloween fuckers
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The Andrew formerly known as prince.
30.10.2025 19:16 β π 900 π 128 π¬ 60 π 12Why have that limit temporarily? If they're acknowledging it's harmful, why not just disable it entirely now?
29.10.2025 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's not even that cold in Chicago today.
28.10.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Headzo in Space!
28.10.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this still for national security somehow?
25.10.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good news for fat generals. When the good Lord closes a door, He opens a window.
23.10.2025 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If they're going to play dumb about what the AI video is showing, why stop at the poop? Why not say "someone resembling Trump" operated "what appeared to be a plane?"
20.10.2025 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(screaming at my computer) IT'S POOP! SAY POOP! www.404media.co/trump-no-kin...
20.10.2025 16:45 β π 1268 π 259 π¬ 55 π 34
He was an old man! He was confused!
20.10.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the most embarrassing example of sanewashing yet. You go out of your way to interpret everything in a generous/not weird way.
19.10.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smart people. What do they know?
16.10.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty scummy clickbait thumbnail.
12.10.2025 20:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βWHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!β exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
12.10.2025 20:01 β π 5126 π 918 π¬ 101 π 14Probably just going to his medbed
11.10.2025 00:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman β the news producer just detained by Trumpβs CBP agents β saying it violates the βjoy of TikTokβ
10.10.2025 23:09 β π 7191 π 2671 π¬ 319 π 290whatarush.jpeg
10.10.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doesn't seem like they're saying the song caused him to do it. They list it among a handful of times he seems obsessed with fire, like talking about burning a bible as being a profound experience or generating AI images of the fire afterwards.
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07.10.2025 23:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Just because a company puts out a weird press release doesn't mean you're obligated to treat it like it's news.
07.10.2025 03:23 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He "floated" this idea. By which you mean, he said explicitly that this was happening, but we all know he's full of shit so better to phrase it like he's merely considering it. Excellent journalism.
06.10.2025 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I was one of those gondola driving guys, I bet I would drop my stick in the water all the time.
05.10.2025 07:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
28.09.2025 03:14 β π 4286 π 967 π¬ 603 π 1226So...he's saying there was an insurrection then?
27.09.2025 16:27 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hope you're not pregnant then
22.09.2025 20:58 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think I found the weirdest AI hallucination I've seen yet.
22.09.2025 20:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
