Salacious B. Crungle, old old wizard

my dating tip: wear golf pants with a loud pattern. when you inevitably get invited back to their place for sexy time, remove your golf pants to reveal underwear with an identical loud pattern

No but falling asleep in your clothes on the couch is sure fire way to feel like shit when you wake up

Oh you wanted lower grocery prices?

How about we get rid of the FDIC, the ACA, and bring back polio? Oh and btw your groceries are gonna cost more.

I THINK A CLIP FROM THIS IS 40 ON TIKTOK SPOILED LOST FOR ME ON

NOOOOOOOO

Obviously a lot of awful things can last an awfully long time, but I have been feeling more and more that it isn't sustainable that there's this huge, bipartisan, totally deserving loathing of how US healthcare works and like six national elected officials who even vaguely support universal care.

Cmon now……

This show is pissing me tf off

I fucking love a fancy tasting menu

That assassination feels like the start of something

All five of my top songs for 2024 are chappell roan songs..

I love how michael, jin, and sawyer have formed their little friend group lmaooo

NOW?! She has been for a while a while

WHAT THA FUCK IS HAPPENING ON THIS ISLAND (me watching lost)

Everyone in lost have mommy and daddy issues??? I stg that’s like 70% of these backstories

I just used homestuck knowledge at work. Never say never

Ou fuuuucccnk its almost sumo orange season

Some times i fold the bottom corner of a page so it points to a passage i wanna go back to. If its really important, ill fold the tip too

I’m going to assume it is. I don’t think defying gravity is a very good song

Is this a safe space

Watching lost for the first time and it’s so funny. How many people are on this goddamn island

This is so funny because i was just thinking about when you streamed the first one and i watched it at work Lmao

its almost death blart time