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@surrealiste.bsky.social

kind of a lady, mostly a weirdo. femme but not human.

34 Followers  |  40 Following  |  231 Posts  |  Joined: 06.10.2023  |  2.0035

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One of these days, I’d love to openly call out that one tenderqueer that threw me out of our shared friend group and started a smear campaign against me due to their inability to handle any degree of conflict or disagreement. I’ll never forget that.

How they’re a therapist is BEYOND me.

21.03.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also behold my face, I still exist 🩵✨

06.02.2025 20:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve been doing a pottery 🎨

06.02.2025 20:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello hello!

24.05.2024 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hello! ☀️🌿

21.05.2024 23:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nothing grinds my gears more than a guy who say they’re so interested in me, and proceeds to talk over me, interrupt me constantly, not listen to anything I say, and not ask a single question to show mutual respect and interest. I’ve called out like four guys since March who do this 🤦🏻‍♀️

30.04.2024 15:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paprika is so good! The Revue Cinema on Roncesvalles shows it every so often if the timing works and you’re looking for a fun night out ☺️

22.04.2024 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wait! Don’t forget “tired” or “anxious”!!

18.04.2024 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooooooh you know what, yeah.

I made a comment on one of their videos talking about the resurgence of the skinny body trend among celebs and influencers and how it reminded me of the 2000s diet culture and I got *shit on* 😅

12.04.2024 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The perennial question for me:

leave a group chat for the people who don’t like me, or stay for the people who do?

(I like everyone, but the people who don’t like me make things feel difficult and sad for me)

11.04.2024 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good point

11.04.2024 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was mostly thinking about Christians and the way they proselytize to everyone and anyone, even if you respectfully decline. I don’t see many other religions so focused on conversion but I could be wrong! (Which is why I’m asking)

11.04.2024 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In different parts of the world, possibly! (I don’t know enough to have a strong opinion), but it seems to me as an outsider that Islam focuses more on enforcement within the group, I don’t see muslims trying to convert others that often?

11.04.2024 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does anyone know any other religion that is as pushy and myopic (ie their way is the *only* right way and won’t listen to any other perspectives) about their beliefs as Christianity? Genuine question.

11.04.2024 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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eerie

08.04.2024 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve decided that I will no longer accept being talked AT by men, and oh boy the outrage they feel when you tell them to stop monopolizing the convo and only talking about themselves is ridiculous! They get so upset!

You’d think they’d never been told “no actually please stop talking” in their life

06.04.2024 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was at an indie film festival tonight where a older guy loudly, and rudely, told the photographer to stop taking pics

And the way that the announcer AND the entire audience basically told this guy to leave the theatre if he didn’t want to be photographed or eat shit was honestly healing to the soul

06.04.2024 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Him: “Yeah…”
Me: *flirting* “Not like those other sex clubs with yucky older people, right?”
Him: “Yeah! Exactly, you get i…”
Me: “People your age, perhaps? People in their 50s, right? Yucky old people? 😊😇”

“I’m not gonna fuck you, have a good night!”

05.04.2024 21:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Him: *stammers an excuse*
Me: “Sorry, how old are you exactly?”
Him: “Guess”
Me: “55.”
Him: “Haha, not that old. I’m 52”
Me: “Okay, so in your 50s”
Him: “Yeah…”
Me: “And you like Oasis because it’s got a lot of younger people?”
(2)

05.04.2024 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The scene: Monday night at Oasis

This older guy: “oh I love oasis, it’s the best sex club I’ve been to. It’s so diverse, it’s right beside a college, and all the other clubs I’ve been to tend towards an older audience”

Me: “I’m sorry, did you just say you like Oasis for the co-ed students?”
(1)

05.04.2024 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh boy, I don’t know if it’s the eclipse energy or what but this whole week, I’ve had such take-no-shit energy.

I’m so tired of bullshit, I’ve got chaos in my blood.

05.04.2024 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hated the hormonal IUD, it messed with my emotions real bad and I was prone to crying fits and felt generally out of control of my emotions. Removal was super quick, minimal recovery.

On the copper one now and it’s perfect. No fear of pregnancy and no hormones, highly recommend

27.03.2024 19:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve sent out invites and am officially planning my first group spellcasting / coven ceremony for me and the women in my family

I’ve done 1-on-1 spells as needed, but this is the first time I’m organizing something for seven people and I’m excited!

Does that make me the High Priestess? 🔮

24.03.2024 03:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, fuck Brian, remember? 💜😂

24.03.2024 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Turns out they were right

23.03.2024 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbh I only started practicing witchcraft because I kept getting messages in my dreams that one of my exes told me I put a spell on them, which I didn’t and would never do, but it got me curious about my own personal power and like damn they were picking up on power I didn’t know I had

23.03.2024 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think your bad brain thoughts are actually just dumb Brian and you should not listen to him ever, because you’re lovely and wonderful and not Brian 😂💜

05.03.2024 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I tell you something funny?

Every time I see your posts that start with “Brain [is doing something]…”, my brain scrambles it with your name and I always read it as Brian.

And every time I’m like “who the fuck is Brian and why are they harassing my friend Briar?” 😂

05.03.2024 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m obsessed with my new black page journal 🖤

Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows

04.03.2024 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pigeons and goldfish are the same kind of domesticated animal:

- used to be ubiquitous, now obsolete
- in some ways, a stereotype of quintessence of pets no one has anymore
- shits like, way more than you’d expect

19.02.2024 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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