Teaspoon's Avatar

Teaspoon

@teaspoon.bsky.social

32F lesbian gamer nerd. Plays lots of Magic and D&D without giving a dime to Hasbro. Always down to try new weird shit!

188 Followers  |  531 Following  |  555 Posts  |  Joined: 08.08.2023  |  2.0786

Latest posts by teaspoon.bsky.social on Bluesky

Denny
@dennywhere.bsky.social
When I was 14 I found a magic lamp and wished that more of my gamer friends were girls.

"Lol" said the genie.

"Lmao"
November 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM

Denny @dennywhere.bsky.social When I was 14 I found a magic lamp and wished that more of my gamer friends were girls. "Lol" said the genie. "Lmao" November 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM

21.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I think I've found the most punchable thumbnail page

21.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Describe your DND group.
Mine:

22.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

lol

21.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
Cat looking at open box going hehe


Cat looking at cat carrier saying not hehe

Mimic is a dnd ttrpg monster

Cat looking at open box going hehe Cat looking at cat carrier saying not hehe Mimic is a dnd ttrpg monster

If you ask a box if it is a mimic it legally has to tell you if it is a mimic

It is the law
#DnDCatThoughts

21.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1495    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
Hard Drive Game Awards (Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7) Please vote on who you think we should demand wrap it up so we can show commercials instead

Voting for the Hard Drive Game Awards Brought to You by Call of Duty Black Ops 7 closes in just under 6 hours

Get your votes in. Remember, CONSUME and OBEY

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

21.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 8

Oh my god that is the worst possible answer

21.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2013    πŸ” 805    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 142

I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.

Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987

21.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7
The Frieren meme where an inexperienced artist has trouble drawing Frieren, a silver-haired elven woman with pigtails and red earrings, from a difficult angle. I offer my own take on her based on how goofy anime from the 90s used to do it.

The Frieren meme where an inexperienced artist has trouble drawing Frieren, a silver-haired elven woman with pigtails and red earrings, from a difficult angle. I offer my own take on her based on how goofy anime from the 90s used to do it.

Sometimes you’re just from when you’re from.

21.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3639    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

game design 101

21.11.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3699    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 33

i'm begging y'all: stop using using useless hashtags! nobody is searching for your fiftieth "THISπŸ‘†οΈ" reply; save the # for art or other creative endeavours, and never use more than, like, two or three in a post. anything else is just being fucking annoying.

22.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

This was the look my high school girlfriend's grandma gave me when I told her how delicious her knishes were.

21.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is gonna destroy so many jobs, smdh

21.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...

21.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2091    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 173
cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

cursed iranian nuclear scientist prompt

I don't want to enrich uranium anymore

21.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To note, folks: This was an accurate and correct use of the term "lost media."

Home video recording tech did not exist until 1976. Broadcast masters were thought to be destroyed. No recording would have existed, period. *THAT* is lost media.

20.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

Me: stops making memes on my computer

Also me: starts hand painting memes on magic cards

20.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 20.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I think one of the hardest things about being a career writer in traditional publishing is that writing attracts the neurodivergent brain while the variable reinforcement schedule punishes it. We are all the rat at the water bottle, waiting for the hit of cocaine. You get one win, and you need MORE.

20.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 18

the ingredients of our gamedev nightmare:
- ocd
- lesbianism
- desire to kill the government
- unconditional love and support
- faerie possession
- the will to fight to survive
- a legacy that will outlive us
- canned fish

20.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
jessica 2

jessica 2

hop dog

hop dog

untitled rpg project

untitled rpg project

jessica 0

jessica 0

im jessica girlsoft of girlsoftware

we are trans multidisciplinary game developers u can see all the stuff we do on our website
girlsoftware.com
there's links to games and music videos and other stuff on there!

20.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mariah Carey is gonna get your ass for this

20.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass

20.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

19.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7373    πŸ” 1286    πŸ’¬ 434    πŸ“Œ 643

I’m howling.

20.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16894    πŸ” 4580    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 277
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

17.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 37544    πŸ” 8347    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 94

It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.

16.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

when i evade my taxes but im in the clear cause turbotax hallucinated a completely different person’s name on my account and they get audited instead

18.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Blender Development Fund Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org

18.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4973    πŸ” 4458    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 89

first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken

17.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1258    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 18

@teaspoon is following 20 prominent accounts