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How it feels when you memorize ONE EASY TRICK TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES IN CHESS FOREVER from YouTube and then your opponent does not do what they are supposed to do:

People patiently trying to coach me at chess: Okay, so the first trick is to not make any mistakes. The second is to always do the best move.

Me: I don’t get it.

demon tides is the kinda game that makes me most joker about review scores because if nintendo made "bowsers fury with a far more dense, interactive open world and layers upon layers of experimental movement tech" it would get 10/10s from every major outlet and be immediately a goty frontrunner

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Guys being Dudes

Lynnesbian @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen: Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare. C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate. Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data. The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.

t4t vibes

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

this time we tricked everybody who though they were watching bender's big score into watching the speedy dub of broly. i wish i got a recording of everyone screaming at me for this one because it was seriously like four minutes of the loudest i've ever heard people yell

Spaghetti Eddie respectfully inquires:

No bitches?

I cannot understate how much I need this

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

Unfortunately this no longer appears to be the case, they removed that bit from the announcement and stated in the new FAQ that it has no online features.

its so funny how other companies drama is like "we killed another studio because we hate them, also you better believe AI is the future" meanwhile the apex of Nintendo drama is

they are killing xbox so fast its making it extremely difficult to boycott them

Nintendo is the stupidest company on earth lmao

lmao

I AM SCREAMING LMAO

I'm straight up going to use this deck to win a wife at the LGS

They also enjoy breathing air.

Sub machine gun

I cannot explain why but this is objectively correct.

Less than a month away from Platinum Kaizo and yet my Kaizo experience is shockingly small. I'm fixing this!

Live now with an attempted nuzlocke of Pokemon KAIZO Colosseum. Is it even possible? Only one way to find out 🔥

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

We use 'vice signalling' mainly to mean edgy posts or eating at Chick-fil-a etc., but really it means that to succeed in certain groups you *need* to show that you enjoy causing suffering. This is as true of the News of the World as it is of SS units or just groups of lads telling rape jokes.

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature: