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METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

claw machine game but with onions

hell yeah i’m a gamer

A hat with text in English and Chinese, "hello, I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy white monster energy drinks?"

@bitesu.kawaii.social just saw this on rednote lmao

I missed the okay she's referring to, but I feel like this describes me in little league. Not the most athletic, but I knew the fundamentals!

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

It's definitely good. Mike Johnson babbling about how this is antifa and hamas and then the images are liberal boomers with corny signs completely ruins their narrative.

Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did.

And tonight he did that.

One more.

Not deep enough into the show to be doing Trump guys

My son is really enjoying being offline and making his own fun... #Vodafone

This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

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Where does Madame Web fit into this?

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text He’s genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

i’ll never get over this

Lot to unpack here

Occasional reminder that the "distracted boyfriend" meme has its origins in a pre-WW1 Punch cartoon about Anglo-German relations...

Robert J. O’Neill is about to embark on his most challenging role yet…Antifa Commander’s Girlfriend.

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when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Eric Brakey @Eric8rekey I was detained by Border Patrol and Customs for 90 minutes coming back from a @RoyalCa ribbean cruise today in Florida. After they rifled through all my belongings, read my personal joumal, and confiscated rny phone and computer, I had to explain to them that the aFreeStateNH is a non-violent, peaceful libertarian movernent that builds community, culture and political change. We were invited to New Hampshire in the early 2000s bythe Govemor of the state. We reject violence as a path to creating change. In detail, I had to explain the nature of the Defend the Guard rnovernent and assure them that I was not part of a violent extremist group seeking to raise a militia for insurrection against the government. At one point during my detention, I asked for clarification on what rights I had here as a US. citizen and was told that they did not næd a warrant for anything in my possession, including all my elæ•tronic devices. They eventually let me gu Truth be told, I am shaken up and in shock right now. Rate "oposed CMnmu nity 11:59 AM 5, Views

Reminder: Never travel out of the country with your main cell phone (or without backing it up and then doing a factory reset) or laptop.

CBP agents are effectively Redcoats and they WILL delight in reminding you that they owe you no rights.

a cartoon character with a cape and a shirt that says m ALT: a cartoon character with a cape and a shirt that says m

I thought about the Hey Arnold episode

Struggle cinema David Roth on 'One Battle After Another'

"It will be clear that I am not offering a self-care tip by the time you finish reading this sentence, but when things started getting dark for me around the beginning of this year I started watching movies from the 1970s." @davidjroth.bsky.social @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/issue-416/

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot