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I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.

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You can steal an election but you can't steal a Nobel Peace Prize.

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You would think the Nobel Peace Prize was made out of 13 year-old girls the way Trump wants one so bad.

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Announcing the Qatar Air Base WHILST OUR MILITARY IS NOT GETTING PAID!!!!!!!!!!

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As disgusting as this is, their messaging knows no bounds. I wish the dems would step up and fight fire with fire!!

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And the test should be live on tv so no CHEATING!

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I am deceased

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This is exactly what my sign will say too. Thanks for the great idea!

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Ummmmmm, how are they gonna know?

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Omg! They are selling t shirts? What will they do next? Sell red hats?

10.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoda thunk Loomer had a line?

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What. The. Actual. Fuck?

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Or Greta Thurnberg…..

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Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize! Does that help?

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IS HE CRYING???????

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Judge blocks Trump from deploying troops in Illinois for now Officials in Oregon and Illinois had challenged the Trump administration’s push to dispatch the National Guard in both states.

β€œI’m trying to put this delicately,” Perry said. β€œThere has been evidence submitted that the very presence of federal agents, that the way they’re interacting with the populace, is itself the cause of violence.”

{ gift article } wapo.st/4nJP5sQ

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a black and white cartoon of a dolphin wearing sunglasses and a sign that says sorry charlie . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a dolphin wearing sunglasses and a sign that says sorry charlie .
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If only they had awarded it to Greta…….that meltdown would have been apoplectic! 🍿

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And he lost to a WOMAN!

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He’s going to create his own version of a Nobel Peace Prize and award it to himself!!!! Mark. My. Words.

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I wish it had been awarded to Greta Thurnberg! The melts down would have been delicious!

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If only it had been given to Greta Thurnberg, that melt down would have been glorious!

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You don't blow up Venezuelan & Colombian boats in international waters -- killing 21 people -- and expect a Nobel Peace Prize.

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EXACTLY!!

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I’m sure it’s a grift if some sort…..

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Everyone knows an annual visit happens twice a year! Come on folks, get with the program! That’s what annual means. Twice a year! And if I keep saying this over and over and over it magically becomes true, right?

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How much does Fox News pay if you go on one of their shows and claim to be a "Former ANTIFA Member"?

Because I'm ready to spill tea on the Real-Housewives-level shenanigans that go down in the 72-story ANTIFA corporate headquarters. Especially by the lab assistants on the Molotov Cocktail floor.

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You are hilarious! One of my very favorite people I follow!!

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