Alexander James

Isn’t that most marketing plans?

Real shit though I appreciate you reading it in public!!

lol slide into my DM’s we’ll get a marketing rate set

Hi it me

LARGE PRINT EDITION

Love seeing ‘won’t this tattoo age poorly’ posts like yeah man scratch it onto your bones that way it’ll live forever

Listen I know when I’ve beefed it

I’m not sure I did big dog

My wife got mad at me because I ate snacks she bought for guests but we don’t have guests lmao help

Like a wee babe

So rude

I have a friend who drafts on the subway to work on her phone which sounds like just about the worst environment for someone to create in

Wishing you all the best, friend! You deserve it.

He looks like a friendly old man 😭

Pardon

Hope it’s good!

Have you considered Betty White tho

Bob looks like he stuck his nose in coal dust and I’m a big fan

NEIL I keep telling you the woods aren’t that scare and this adorable demon doll is proof

That’s a cool looking cover!

I’m in this meme and I do not care for it 😂

1500 words on a phone is a superhero task! My thumbs would fall off I’m pretty sure

Hell yes it is friend. Are you excited??

#writingcommunity is this you?

Every time a writer tells you they don’t have a favorite word they’re lying

You never know honestly

I love a snow day as much as the next one but wtf

Two hour snow delay for REMOTE CLASS?

Did it snow between your bed and your desk??

Grown ass adults reading PowerPoint slides word for word 🚩🚩🚩

One of the executive directors at the meeting I was just leading interrupted me to tell me I had a little marionberry jam on the tip of my nose from breakfast.

So if anyone needs me I’ll be in the dumpster out back.

Hey thanks!