Prodigal Frankenstein

Surprised they didn’t say “less open than usual”

🎶 His Pi was Raspberry, hooray! 🎶

I feel like my safest bet is to just come back when I’m a scorpion…

Ok I recognize this has big specific context energy but I’m going to ask anyway…

Is it a brothel *for* scorpions or a brothel *of* scorpions?

I had a burrito.
He had a target.

More and more the only real response is “Maaaannnn shut your corny ass up”

More like “Groundless Insights”

The struggle is real

Look at the crony capitalism and tell me the rich are playing by the rules

I would burn down the world for this guy

When did the mass layoffs at Teen Vogue occur?

Now, when did Alexi McCammond resign.

You didn’t verify your facts. You used incorrect information. You broke a cardinal rule of AI use.

Sloppy. Then intentionally sloppy. That’s poor quality work.

You used AI with an incorrect prompt and did not accurately align to the topic of the post. You then tried to argue the premise of the post with poor quality data that was incomplete and not timely.

He just described Project 2025

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

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Latkes achieved. Breakfast beggel achieved.

But I ate too fast

Pity my new life as a freak in a bucket.

Last night I grabbed my hibiscus tea from the fridge and took a distracted slug.

Except…it wasn’t my hibiscus tea.

It was the last bit of my wife’s batched Negroni.

Every one of my internal organs changed places. Some left my body entirely. My bones are gone for sure.

I’m planning some latkes in the morning because they are perfected hash browns

You and me both!

Their lives and fortunes depend on one of those two things being true. We have to work hard to make sure neither are - otherwise this becomes just a trial run for another attempt to subvert the world.

We have to be as commited to fixing things as MAGA is to breaking them.

Those allying with destructive forces are counting on them succeeding or that the consequences should their efforts fails are less than they would have been if they hadn’t obeyed in advance. (1/2)

The fun part is that the AI summary is *so* wrong that I get to report the reply for being misinformation

60 Minutes used to be a show we’d put on and the whole family wouldn’t watch. It was valued, and respected.

They just became another propaganda outlet.

There needs to be an accounting for this…

Because God may not play dice but he DOES play pranks 😱

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Unless the aliens are vegetables…in which case there might be a problem…

Had enmoladas tonight so unfortunately you can’t tell me nothing.

Downgraded to Olivia Reinbronze

I should really be posting here more…

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