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going to petsmart to buy a precog and they got em floating completely alone in tiny little cups like betta fish. fucked up.

the dragonfruit looks like a wild variety of grenade, before grenades were crossbred into a high-yield monoculture that we plant in 10,000 acre orchards. a grenade you might find growing in the mountains of Chile or deep in the Amazon.

I tracked down a physical copy of this online and drove an hour to buy it for my partner, all because she liked this panel so much.

I wish they sold it as a poster

A panel from the comic adaptation of In the Hills, the Cities. It shows a human face made from dozens of living human bodies. Art by John Bolton.

The comic adaptation of this story in Tapping the Vein was also amazing. John Bolton (artist) does a great job capturing the mood. Just look at this panel.

in many cultures it’s considered bad luck to be me

Writing some TERSE and ULTRAVIOLENT action at the moment. It’s gonna be a piece of fuck-you dieselpunk

for anyone worried: the photo description says this lady is merely demonstrating an outdated and harmful technique that people used to do to increase the number of wrinkles on their shar-peis. seems counter-intuitive to me. feels like it would smooth the dog out.

A book entitled “the Chinese Shar-Pei”. It features a shar-pei on the cover.

A collection of four photographs of shar-pei dogs. Three are just of dogs sitting around, but the third is of an old woman holding her shar-pei by grasping its wrinkly back skin and lifting it into the air

A close up of the woman, to emphasize how weird the photo is

found a book

It makes sense though because their costs have gone up. It costs tens of millions to build up a new muppet breeding program from scratch, to say nothing of the costs of euthanasia

There are many people who I think could begin a road toward redemption through the power of One Righteous Punch™. But sadly the likes of Fuentes can only be cured by the power of One Even More Righteous Punch™

we make the most of what we have in this fucked up world

it’s bad to wish harm on others, but you gotta admit it would be fun to put this guy into a series of Contraptions

sorry, the most nuanced I can be about AI is throwing a hammer though the laptop display at Best Buy

leviathan ghosts you after 10 dates so you grind on jörmungandr at the club to make it jealous.

just making fun of a big alt-right incel creep. here's a rosetta stone.

One day, you’ll all seethe genius of this post. And then you’ll come crawling back to likesmaxx it

Francis Dolarhyde from Red Dragon (2002). His back is to the camera and his arms are spread wide. You can see he has a full-back tattoo of The Great Red Dragon from William Blake's painting, "The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with the Sun".

Sigma dragonmaxxer wheelchairmogs and slideshowmogs mediacel moid journalist that toothfairygooned him for beta FBIcel manlets

Yes I went to pedophile island, but it was strictly a social call

become a nasty enough freak and you will eventually return to the sea

chatgpt desperately trying to convince me to k*ll myself while i insist it show me higher and higher resolution photos of a "human cloaca"

I don’t think they should’ve added real greatsword fighting to the Olympics. I don’t like that there’s half a dead guy receiving a silver medal.

165 - That Eateth His Own Tail by Wrong Station

Hey #DeltaGreen fans who might want to feel some Canadian inspo, the current WRONG STATION podcast episode might scratch that itch. It’s called THAT EATETH HIS OWN TAIL.

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They're putting all the single guys in a big terrarium

"determine, determine, DETERMINE! determine that you will move along. Go for the tear bags when things get too uncertain, stop—think—cry (oh yes, a King can cry), curse if you want to, and hate, hate, hate. But keep on walking, don’t let those steel-spliced doctors see, don’t let anyone see how it is. GOD! being a new-metal man wasn’t going to be easy. Let me tell you here and now, being a new-metal man was going to take some swinging. BUT I WOULD."

Okay, yeah, this fuckin' rocks

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

and (partially) personifies the disorienting experience of discovering that a friend/colleague/boss is relatively normal in public and deeply cruel in private.

Kubrick would’ve either personally known or heard about many powerful people in film who lived a double-life like this. 2/2

Assuming that Ziegler is based on a specific real person, I think it would take exceptional evidence to convince me that Ziegler was Epstein and not a different sex criminal. A more likely example would be Harvey Weinstein or Roman Polanski.

Most likely: Ziegler is an amalgam of many people 1/2

That’s why we’re a horror podcast.

Who’s to say that Epstein did not develop some kind of pedophilia-powered time machine? Who’s to say he is not the direct inspiration for all creepy weirdos throughout history?

It’s also, uh, a fairly faithful adaptation of the 1926 novella “Dream Story” by Arthur Schnitzler, so unless ol’ Schnitzy was palling around with Epstein back in the early 1900s…