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I always love the “my father/grandpa was…” line of reasoning because it’s like saying: remember these awesome guys? i’m definitely not them, and here’s proof.

Reagan, Clinton, and Trump are the only names it gets right because the AI training data included Epstein’s flight logs

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sometimes I regret getting my BSc in immunology because I don't use it much as a writer, but then sometimes i read some bunk science thing that nearly gives me a stroke and I know that it was worth it.

I know it's pointless to talk about how insane this is, but it really is a 2nd grader's view on disease. not a single statement based in reality.

a vaccine that "mimics natural immunity" is particularly annoying because a regular vaccine provides... natural immunity. no need to mimic!

cows? yes. quokka? yup. goliath bird-eating tarantula? you bet. giant isopod that lives in mariana's trench? uh-huh.

i'm developing a barbeque sauce that makes every single animal on earth taste good.

Really emphasizing the fasces motif for some reason

at least they finally have an opinion on what colour that dress was

DECEASED: Solo Harmonica, elf on the range.

DECEASED: Chinstrap Butterfly, proficient with any weapon you can buy at the mall.

DECEASED: Epiphany St. Elm, Christian elf who fought with the power of evangelization.

DECEASED: Amanita Máscara, died from eye infection.

DECEASED: The Immortal Monk of Swallowtail Hollow, poorly named.

They shot some stuff outside my coworking space in Hamilton and told everyone to keep it hush-hush… but then production left a bunch of prop boxes with Klingon insignias right outside the windows in the highest-traffic hallway.

Every nerd who came through was taking selfies.

Every time I see a picture of sam altman he looks sicker than the time before. No matter how many terawatts and aquifers he feeds his Machine, it keeps draining his Essence

*wiping blood from my knife and black nitrile gloves* man, what a fucking day. i need to unwind. good thing i have tickets to see the famous clown Pagli-

*notices the corpse has big floppy shoes* dang

hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner

Only management can revoke Gretchen Felker-Martin's account suspension, but her book came out yesterday, so you can support her in other ways!
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DECEASED: Tambourine Hihat, battlefield percussionist.

DECEASED: Crispy Rancho, a good man and a bad elf

DECEASED: Brando Kymore, Humble Brewer. And hell with a knife.

‘lord of the car batteries: car batteries of power’, premiering on Amazon this fall (budget 1 billion dollars’

want to make your day better? say "well, well, well, if it isn't wee little plimpo the sickly pissdrinker" like you're a highschool bully spotting his target.

DECEASED: Gimmegimme Greenbacks, mercenary.

DECEASED: Lupin Lycanthro, only an elf during the full moon.

DECEASED: Softblade Hogswap, assassin-turned-swinedealer.

DECEASED: Canopy Thunderoak, tallest elf in existence (6'2").

Saw this guy, and he asked if I wanted to "meet and make offering to the Gods of Concrete and Lightning?"

Lol, what's that all about?