Boogie

Umm

One of those projects you just assume was made so these people could stay in SAG.

#NowWatching Deathstalker (1983)

It is when I eat it.

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

I Asked Jamaicans About Cool Runnings. They Have … Mixed Feelings. It’s warm-hearted, traffics in stereotypes, and the accents are a travesty.

The Jamaican bobsled team is back competing in the Olympics this weekend and, naturally, that caused me to ask Jamaicans what they really think about the movie Cool Runnings:

I was going to ask about transplanting a tree but my phone went from 0 to 70 in one second

unprompted thought: Jay Sherman was the original Saul Goodman
(but with drawing now)

It's a good movie!!!

If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

The real thrill of the Olympics is every time I look at my phone I’m ignoring the most important 90 seconds of a person’s life.

My phone has such difficulty believing I would want to type the word "bit."

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

I get the doorway effect but for opening new browser tabs

It's a real shame The Car's Just What I Needed got overplayed in ads for decades due to the chorus, because that entire song is good.

imperious green frog fired from a kiln but given employment as the guard of the tip jar at the powell's hawthorne cafe, wearing a blue wizard's hat with gold star gifted tol froggo by the unicorn.

a rusty unicorn's halo has been set into a plank of wood to make a basketball hoop halfway up a tree. unicorn halos grow too large for the unicorn to keep rotating and glowing above their heads and eventually they shed them in cascades of light and such velocity that decapitations have occurred. a loud boom may accompany this act. in the aftermath, when herds of unicorns late at night on portland streets divest their halos at the same time, children in the morning will often collect them for luck, but this is only superstition.

a pavement stone circle with moss cracks, amid a wider pavement of longer stones. this is one of portland's seven subtle commemorative memorials to the seven unicorn herd halo catastrophe of 1965, which occurred at midnight on october 31 and was much misunderstood amid the general reverie, especially as the southeast had chosen a unicorn theme for costumes that year.

Portland's unicorn festival is in full swing this week and if you're lucky you'll find one in your neighborhoof. just to be clear, they are more like grumpy narwhals and will joust with you for a skewering if riled, so approach gently and with kind words. for a mane petting they will side eye you but also divulge the location of a local coffee and pastry soakeasy (so named because there is usually also an underground hot springs spa). pictured: paunchy gray unicorn on edge of field with woman crouched in backdrop. photo by louis "black moon" malle.

Around Portland... these may seem drab photos, but i have collected their unique history in the alt text.

A lesson I never forgot.

reinventing goblin mode from first principles

What's the total runtime of that?

For me, it's always like this from Silent Hill 2

Catching up on video game news

Yeah it's over lol

Minneapolis Park Board puts moratorium on evictions The action is the first in Minnesota as a result of the ICE crackdown. (And yes, the Park Board owns rental homes.)

The Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board is suspending evictions for its rental properties in response to the ICE surge.

It's the first local government body in Minnesota to enact a rent moratorium because of immigration enforcement.

episode 089

A comedy about a comedic sketch actor getting fast tracked into directing a horror movie because it's the hot new trend but it's actually a misunderstanding and they didnt want to direct at all.

Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today

Martin Landau is acting his ass off in this Outer Limits I'm watching.

A paragraph from deadline on another detective show. Bogan will play Natalie Washington, who lives with hyperthymesia, a rare condition that allows her to remember every moment of every day of her life with perfect clarity. This extraordinary gift makes her an unparalleled investigative asset: details others forget, she recalls instantly; patterns others miss, she sees immediately.

Agreed.

Usman Ally on The Pitt 👍👍👍

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess