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He looks like the Wealdstone Raider.

The latest In Search Of Darkness BluRay arrived. Over six MORE hours of horror movie love-in.

a toy car is parked in front of a gray truck with a license plate that says lla-374 ALT: a toy car is parked in front of a gray truck with a license plate that says lla-374

You; today. Presumably.

The Fuckin Worst Of Times.

Wanna see a Scottish Gundam.

School was a fucking scam, right? You’ll learn, but you’ll be physically and mentally scarred from the experience.

One of the class pranksters did the ol’ hockey stick between the legs from behind. Once. The groin injury was secondary to the dude not removing his studded boots before chasing said prankster across a concrete path, slipping over and ripping a, frankly terrifying, wide open gash in his leg.

No mate, I wouldn’t. I can close a window, turn on the extractor, maybe use some kind of scented product like a normal person.

Wooden board rubber flying at your head if you were talking during a lesson. Never saw it hit anyone though. I did see a kid get a piece of chalk in the eye when one of the older teachers launched it at him. I started secondary school in 87.

So in the wake of the Epstein revelations, @wired.com posts an article about how it’s actually gay men running the tech industry on private sex islands. Except unlike the Epstein files, the writer couldn’t provide real evidence.

Way to look like you’re running interference for a pedo ring.

Your mate was definitely nauseous. As are you.

He also moans about the smell of curry…

I liked TF3 but I’m glad I only paid a fiver. It was a lot of fun but I found it all a bit generic.

They say dress for the job you want, but I already completely look like I should play guitar in Crowbar, so what now?

The
Boys
Are
Back
In
Town

6 words!

Not lived in Scotland, I see…

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

making a playlist that's just the album tracks in order and nothing else

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YouTube video by irnbru70 The Equalizer TV Show Opening

Banger theme.

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I sometimes have a podcast through my full AV setup if I’m on the couch and the sheer amount of mouth noises, mic knocking and sub bass they haven’t bothered filtering out as it was only tested on earbuds is astonishing. And irritating!

It’s the American “funny” radio noises of our generation.

I’m still amazed when I try a new-to-me podcast and it sounds like it was recorded in a bin, talking into the the headphones and Raw Powering the levels.

And happy birthday Viki!

I love Vicky Sponge. Thought it was boring when I was a kid but I was stupid and wrong. Also, those steaks have got some solid girth going on. OUNCES.

a woman standing on a porch with her hands on her head Alt: “a woman standing on a porch with her hands on her head” None of that is true. Artificial intelligence made it up. It’s the Pancakes kid from Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever.

It’s Cabin Fever Day!

I’ve done banana and curry powder on pizza (apparently Swedish and way better than it sounds) but I think I’d prefer slightly better beer in the first place.

It’s tiring being a pacifist who absolutely adores the engineering aspect of war machines.

Also luck isn’t a factor. You having appropriate game is the factor.

We’re going berserk with pancakes in a bit. Savoury, sweet and classic lemon and sugar.

Not religious, just like pancakes.