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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

09.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1470    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12

We need to stop letting people post their own cooked opinions as articles without consulting any other humans

10.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover for Tamsyn Muir by Gideon the Ninth. The character on the cover has red hair, sunglasses and a face painted like a skull. She wears black robes, wields a rapier and knuckle knives. Skeletons explode around her. The quote at the bottom of the cover reads "Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!" - Charles Stross.

The cover for Tamsyn Muir by Gideon the Ninth. The character on the cover has red hair, sunglasses and a face painted like a skull. She wears black robes, wields a rapier and knuckle knives. Skeletons explode around her. The quote at the bottom of the cover reads "Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!" - Charles Stross.

Finished Gideon the Ninth last night. A terrific book, one that has never been more perfectly encapsulated by the quote on the front cover. That is exactly what happens, Charles Stross.

10.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only trust reviews from Leonardo D. Caprio because at least he has the Will of D.

10.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The pissing and moaning community when people won't actually stand for their pissing and moaning:

09.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen this much yankee hate since I saw an American tourist make the mistake of going for a drink in a flat roof pub

09.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a frantic dissertation on fan communities, death of the author and fanon vs canon by pulling two back to back all nighters. My friends didn't let me leave the library until I finished it. Got a first, my tutor commented that I'd clearly done my research.

09.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life of a Monorail Driver

07.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't this guy like to dig through trans people's selfies and post "unflattering" pictures of them to harass them? Not that this is what's happening here since he just always looks like this.

07.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I voted for PMA before I even saw this post because the majority of the other games were just sequels! Originality wins every time imo

07.10.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, that car chase was bad and the shots were bad. How do we make a car chase exciting? Set it on a straight road? Brilliant!

07.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it reads as a commentary that the instigators of violence often get away with it. The mouthpieces talk about how someone should really do something about the impure element poisoning their blood and get to keep their hands clean. Something something stochastic terrorism. Still, felt clumsy.

07.10.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also (SPOILERS) the fact that the white supremacists cringe club basically get away with everything with no consequences at the end is frustrating, I'd have liked to see Lockjaw kill them and die in the process.

07.10.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One Battle After Another pretty good, but somebody really needs to sit down and explain to Paul Thomas Anderson that a good film doesn't need to be 3 hours long. Edit your films better, man.

07.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this repeating lib approach of "I'll change my profile picture, that'll teach the giant megacorp to change their ways." It's just laziness badged as activism.

06.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Peter Molyneux article quote: "Masters of Albion is a redemption title for me," says Peter Molyneux, who also calls it his final game: "I'm 66, working as hard as I ever have, and I just haven't got the life energy left to do this again."

Peter Molyneux article quote: "Masters of Albion is a redemption title for me," says Peter Molyneux, who also calls it his final game: "I'm 66, working as hard as I ever have, and I just haven't got the life energy left to do this again."

One last scam for the road, eh

06.10.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my main halloween obsession, I will only buy a plastic halloween skeleton if it's stupid and nonsensical

06.10.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aye-aye

Aye-aye

We liked the letter I so much we used it twice

03.10.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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let the gourd times roll

01.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6338    πŸ” 2144    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 204

I've learned that sitting down to organise your trading cards is an exercise in realising halfway through you fucked up and promising you'll fix that later and you do that forever on repeat

01.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who calls himself a gamer because he recently got really into Youtube Playables

30.09.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who thinks surf rock is only for coastal elites

30.09.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?"

The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?" The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

29.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 866    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
Flabber and the Hillhurst House Monsters action figures from Beetleborgs. The figures are named Little Ghoul, Mums, Count Fangula, Flabber, Frankenbeans and Wolfgang Smith.

Flabber and the Hillhurst House Monsters action figures from Beetleborgs. The figures are named Little Ghoul, Mums, Count Fangula, Flabber, Frankenbeans and Wolfgang Smith.

Tag yourself I'm Count Fangula

29.09.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% correct, but "the vaping man's Enoch Powell" is an all time heater of a descriptor

28.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

27.09.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1812    πŸ” 392    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 66

The same people think Kurtis Yarvin is intelligent rather than understanding he's the cringiest neckbeard at your local lan party

28.09.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If I don't live in a Ravensburger jigsaw puzzle scene then I don't want to fucking live"

27.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Code Geass as an adult is such a trip because like... they're nazis, Suzaku. You can't defeat the nazi party by changing them from within.

27.09.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would follow you for this post, the experiment is doomed from the start

27.09.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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