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@puzmi.bsky.social

eliya, of eliya fame Chicago, IL

102 Followers  |  39 Following  |  957 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023  |  1.7674

Latest posts by puzmi.bsky.social on Bluesky

Guided by Voices?? You might wanna see a psychiatrist for that

18.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Javier Boredom

16.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to hot yoga today but they turned me away saying I'm too ugly πŸ˜”

12.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a politics skeet or a sports one?

07.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know the poet Rumi? Apparently his name is short for rumination, so think about that next time you're so excited about him

31.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather die than create an account to continue

30.07.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8062    πŸ” 1488    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 37

God damn it

29.07.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn they're playing remix to ignition at the bar!!

29.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the balm dot com

28.07.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The age old custom of calling my parents and have them talk between themselves for ten minutes while I'm on the phone.

24.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Built to spill what???

14.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An image advertising a Paul McCartney tour that reads PAUL McCARTNEY GOT BACK.  He understands those rap guys.

An image advertising a Paul McCartney tour that reads PAUL McCARTNEY GOT BACK. He understands those rap guys.

OH MY GOD BECKY

10.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Played Can to my 17 year old nephew and he's onboard. My work here is done!!

09.07.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

July the fifth be with you.

05.07.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like it might be cereal that tastes like cardboard

03.07.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miami Vice Versa

02.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kill β€˜em Al

26.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew of Puppets

26.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening Justice again after years of not listening to it, and wow, Lars is even worse than I remembered on this album. Wack timing.

26.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... And Justin for All

26.06.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny how democrats say about Trump's base "how could you elect a rapist, swindler, criminal for office", but then fully stand behind Cuomo who's done all these things. Especially bad when Mamdani is right there. Shows you that ultimately they're not all that different from the republicans.

23.06.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/puzm...

23.06.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm happy to report that my friend Bryan (ldopa_Chicago on the old board) has already done this

22.06.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was just gonna say they got seal like fur

18.06.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

18.06.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11018    πŸ” 3044    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 254

George Oh well

17.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it lovingly!!

12.06.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's giving

12.06.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking Christ

11.06.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

10.06.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22588    πŸ” 4943    πŸ’¬ 603    πŸ“Œ 620

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