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eliya, of eliya fame Chicago, IL

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Guys, Alfarsi on Irving and Leavit has usurped both Kabobi and Noon O Kabob

15.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In prehistoric New Jersey they had Fredo Flintstonio who shouted β€œyabba gabagool” when he clocked out of work.

15.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She oo on my long until I tea

15.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D'Angelo died and now everyone has to get horny manual style

14.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This American Lice

13.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect joke and none of them seemed to get it (this clip cuts off the non-reaction).

12.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Train's full of mouth breathers on marathon day

12.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Philip Seymour Latte?

10.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin Spice Hoffman

09.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shine on you crazy dumbass

08.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl are you non binary? Because your pronouns should be they/damnnnnnn

08.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jessica Albatross

07.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet Home Alhambra

06.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait Milano is a place? I just thought it was a cookie

05.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now they're talking about curb your enthusiasm!!!

05.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

04.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17719    πŸ” 7468    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 309

Hearing two young people talk on the bus about Seinfeld and I really want to join in

05.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jane Goofball

02.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Died of ethical consumption

01.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdoes 95

01.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pees in a pod

29.09.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's lolly?

27.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Andy would be hip to it

25.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man I would kill at this, and be kicked out of the band after fifteen minutes

25.09.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lazy river? Ok what the fuck are *you* doing with your life??

21.09.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but the man is insane in a non normie way!!!

19.09.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly!! He dated a prisoner!!

19.09.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree but on the inside George is not a normie.

19.09.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was George Costanza a normie?

18.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

chicago, irving park: ice spotted at home depot at addison/kimball

17.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

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