Mark Hillen

It’s bad enough on Facebook.

Oh yeah?

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Cheer them up by using your trombone to comment immediately after a corny joke or terrible pun is made.

I guess even non-diabetic people can sometimes experience the same thing?

I mean, semaglutide / tirzepatide are both anti-diabetes drugs with a helpful weight loss side effect. Sometimes in diabetics, lowered blood sugar results in more damn blood vessels growing (and leaking) in the retina, causing diseases like diabetic macular oedema to worsen (for a while).

Flying into Edinburgh Airport, baggage reclaim had carousels for flights from both “mad” and “pis”.

Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.

Flying into Edinburgh Airport, baggage reclaim had carousels for flights from both “mad” and “pis”.

Pisa’s IATA code is PSA, if anyone cares.

You have to place it in der frische Box

Ach, Dairy Milk has been getting shite for years now. Thanks Kraft / Mondeleez, ya bastards.

(Mark Riley voice): No neeeeed

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Immediate follow!

Johnny Chiodini @johneh Nov 27, 2017 The Vengabus is coming And everybody’s jumping The Vengabus’ purpose A rail replacement service To take you to some stations We thank you for your patience Might want to set out early It will delay your journey

Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.

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This is absolutely going to be a macro doing a global find and replace. It’s not going to be AI.

: The Way of the Samurai

What a combo: Deadpans et dauphins.

Ach, she’s basically parroting the “remigration” rhetoric of Germany’s AfD’s Alice Weidel, nicht wahr?

I can’t remember what his “activism” did to the formerly great, incredibly well-run and at the time innovative (in that they actually did proper R&D in house) company Allergan - sold itself to Abbott to avoid becoming part of Valeant. And you should read what his failed attempts cost his hedge fund.

To be fair, that feature on our (also VAG) EV has saved my skin. Once I was coming round a bend on a 80 kph Swiss country road to find a car waiting to turn left up a dirt track. Car bleeped and braked faster than I could react!

At primary school in 1980s Lanarkshire, my brother used to sit next to a kid who would eat his (and others) apple cores. At the time, he thought: what a crazy kid. Later he realised: aaaargh! That child was living in abject poverty.

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I’m currently in Frankfurt. I’m wondering if Frankfurters think Uisce beatha really does mean “Whisky for Life” or whether they just bloody love alcohol.

This is top shitposting.

He‘s not wrong.

This week’s Newsweek cover…

Interesting choice of which words to sensor, and which ones not.

For that sign to exist, sink and toilet must have been confused many, many times to make the signmaking effort worth it.

At this rate, I might try Apple Maps.

It’s a surprisingly good way of excluding non-nationals from certain services. As I found, trying to rent a municipal bike share bike in Barcelona. No ID card? Then you can’t register for the service. Extend to everything else… there you go.