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Bitcoin is still above 105k USD and reddit is talking about crypto winter. Lmfao

03.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Open AI has promised to now spent 1.5T. where does that money come from?

03.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Market agrees. Nearly -89% in new registrations warrants a whole VW in market cap increase (55b).

Nice

03.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TESLA NEW REGISTRATIONS IN SWEDEN -88.7% YoY ...

How bullish is that

03.11.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

OTA recall for glue . Innovation

31.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla recalls. That is bullish

31.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

$FI is imploding as they posted a terrible outlook. But nothing is enough to make stocks go red.

29.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does the stock keep rising despite sales slump?

Because the market is stupid.

28.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Government shutdown, more job cuts. You know what that means: It's bullish!!

28.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly worth 80b in market cap added to Tesla. Billions in additional cash burn is bullish.

27.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla will be studied for decades to come. A company with less than 1b in quarterly earnings that are rapidly declining having a market cap of over 1.5T and adding one of their biggest competitors in market cap on promises of a 1T dollar pay package.

Reality distortion.

27.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever it is, let's just add a whole Mercedes in market cap to Tesla now daily.

What are fundamentals

27.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla now up 20b in market cap on less than 1b in net income ex regulatory credits. That would be a massive move given the relationsz it's insanity at 1.5T market cap.

One day the US market will stop being a meme. Today is not that day

23.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 1.5T company making less than 1b a quarter if you exclude environmental credits. Lmfao

22.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a 1.5T company making less than 1b a quarter if you exclude environmental credits. Lmfao

22.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible VW had 80b in revenues and 3b in EBT. Tesla has 28b in revenues and 1.9B in EBT. Yet VW has 55b market cap and Tesla is close to 1.5T.

22.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla earnings tomorrow.

So how many % will they pump on their earnings numbers (given the forward demand pull due to EV expiring)? 10%? A whole BYD in market cap seems conservative given the current market delusion.

21.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 2% change is now 30b in market cap for Tesla. So the whole of Stellantis. Which obviously makes sense, seeing that STLA sells more cars in the EU alone in half a year than Tesla does for the full year.

20.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is bullish. Self dealings are always welcome in the current market

17.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Government shutdown is ongoing, but nothing matters in this market. Everything is bullish

16.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is like everything else bullish. Joby...

14.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla higher now than the price on Thursday. I mean they launched the Cybertruck in Qatar. That is what 30b in market cap right there?

13.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HK tech stocks falling (even those that make 0 revenue in the US), but the US bubble stocks are up again on Trump saying everything is fine.

This US market runs on fairy dust.

13.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My new Post on Substack

open.substack.com/pub/roiss/p/...

12.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a madmen at the helm of the US, and stocks are up 11% YTD there, with many bubble stocks being inflated super high

10.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This will probably be bullish come market open

09.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla rose 75b on the announcement of a new cheaper model - which turns out is just a Model 3/Y stripped down.

Down 45b yesterday - pump is still working. It goes more up than it goes down

08.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

joby

06.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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