Tony DiBern

One week away! Stephen King's 1408 is our 19th Paracinema event, coming on Friday night, September 26th, 7pm!

Come to Cult Classics on Monday the 29th, 7pm, and you'll leave with a whole new appreciation for professional wrestling ... or you'll think it's still just as weird as two dudes in manties rolling around in a four sided ring can possibly be.

I might have some of my wrestler friends in the house to offer their insights, too ...

It'll be an hour and a half of the best, the worst, the most deranged, and the most bizarre professional wrestling matches, promos, and storylines from the annals of the industry, and I'll be there to give you the back story and bad comedy, every step of the way.

Monday night, September 29th, at I'll be presenting THE BEST WRESTLING MIX-TAPE EVER!

dipshit that doesn't belong here says ... nothing, because your ass isn't going to be here much longer.

... and Nick and Ryan are picking it so it's a surprise to everyone, including me!

September brings us another adaptation from the many written works of Stephen King - 1408 plays on Friday night, September 26th at 7pm! Starring John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson, this haunted hotel room tale has four possible endings ...

Thank you to everybody that showed up last night to watch Danger Diabolik at @cinemagictheater ! I was genuinely amazed at how many of you showed up for a relatively obscure movie, but one that's been re examined over the years and is now seen as a damn good movie.

As seen on TriMet. #portland #trimet #oregon

Hey, is your phone still disabled?

“BREAKING: Homeland Security reports ICE officers are being doxxed, threatened in Portland”

I read this as “Poland” and accepted it immediately and only on third glance did I realize

also get their ass

The rules are simple:

Uh oh. Somebody fucked up.

Hey #portland !

We're three weeks away! Paracinema presents John Carpenter's Prince Of Darkness at CineMagic on July 18th, Friday night at 7pm!

For me, sure. For you, next to impossible.

Get back to me when you find a blood relative that hasn't died just to get away from your worthless ass.

Are you really too much of a coward to type out the word fuck on bluesky?

How's the family, btw?

I'd tell you to go find a family, but ... well, that would be awkward.

lmao

someone forgot all of their shit is public here.

You've become the entertainment for a few million on reddit. They love ruining lives like yours.

You also clearly have forgotten that nobody here gives a shit about your dox being made public. Your privacy don't exist here.

Clearly you've forgotten where you are and who runs this place.

not for long you won't be. your kind have a habit of disappearing off here.

Wired: ‘Big Balls’ No Longer Works for the U.S. Government

Defector: Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick and Balls Falling Out Several Times

Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.

time for you to go back to twitter.

Tickets are up!

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Thank you to everyone who popped in for Tangerine last Friday - that means you know that July 18th, I'll be presenting John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS!

We'll be leading in their annual screenings of John Carpenter's They Live and The Thing, which will be one week later after Prince Of Darkness!

#NoSleepForICE #ICEOutOfLA - Hilton Garden Inn in #Arcadia

Tis okay. I can appreciate everything from while it was still active.