It’s because you, w’ell you can’t help, you can’t helped no one.

If I can’t help, you help can’t helped no one.

I have inside jokes with myself that I’m not even in on.

We all have the right to be weird, so be.

A picture of orange cat Cheeze-it cleaning her front leg which is stretched and her weirdly long tongue is out

Today's yoga position is the upwards facing cat.
We'd like to thank our cutie pie model Cheeze-it for demonstrating this move.

The only thing I need saving from are the demons inside my head that I’ve grown fond of over the years.

I’d take a stint in a padded room over a night out on the town every time.

Maybe that call to reason should have been a text.

I don't know, let me think about it, does it involve bread?!

A cross-stitch pattern of a badly drawn red bird wearing a crown standing on a branch. Text is: "Shut your whore mouth" (I don't possess this item.)

New piece I'm working on

Wonder if 36 is too old to take up boxing, I need to get this anger out without being arrested.

💙

Life.. one sigh at a time.

Be yourself & appreciate those that accept you for who you are

A piece on a walk

What if: We’re all just background characters in someone else’s weird wet dream?

caught the sandman and the tooth fairy goin at it in my bed last night

Get in loser we’re going to have a quick cry before work

Spermatozoa are the fancy sperm that wear a tophat and monocle.

Life goes on, and therein lies the problem.

feeling silly for frolicking in spaces not meant for me

Happiness is an illusion

Of all the things to give people the power to make you feel less than you are is by far the worst.

I’m far too nice to people who don’t deserve it.

Nothing like having milk that’s four days out of date in your cereal & you only noticing a funny taste after you’ve ate half of it to start your day 😂

I sent you a picture of my hands and forearms please respond

I thought I would have at least seen a half dozen anvils fall out the sky and crush someone by now.

I broke up with all of my friends because I don’t want to get invited to their kids’ weddings someday