Pretending to have Tourettes in public is hilarious, because who doesn’t like calling someone a dirty cunt fucker at the top of their lungs in Tescos.

monarch on a pink zinnia

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happy yellow sunflower, insect in flight

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monarch on a crabapple tree leaf

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Taking time for a inspirational moment. Okay, I'm done now.

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

Ich bin ein Cap’n Crunch.

Jack-o'-lantern full of candy

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#Art by Dave Dick

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

I'm gonna get banned because the only answer to people saying that my existence isn't politically necessary is fuck you

This baby will handle all of your home defense and self protection needs.
It‘s the same 6ft Party Sub the Military uses.

Ego Death! At The Disco

Let me introduce myself! 🤣🫣

Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.

We take back our country for all our people, or we’re not taking back the country we need.

If I live into my 80s, I hope to still laugh and joke like I’m 8.

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

Underrated truth: The voices in your head aren't yours. They're recordings. Your parents. Your teachers. Your bullies. Your exes. You've been replaying other people's opinions so long you think they're your thoughts. They're not. Turn off the tape. Find your actual voice. @scottdclary

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I would very much like blueberry pancakes and bite marks, please

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

ya don't see people naming their child Lyndon anymore and that's sad

I don’t know what I dislike more, being woke up before I need to get up or having to leave my dogs alone in the house.

Hi my name’s Carly but those who know me call me tic, an abbreviation for lunatic.

I put my foot in it more than those who play the hokey pokey.

I lost my will to live soon after loosing my virginity.

If only eye rolling had the same outcome as working out at the gym as I’d be a tank by now, pure muscle from head to toe.

Me: when is it ever going to cool down
Mother Nature: lol, you idiots broke the thermostat

This week fucked me so hard and I didn’t even enjoy it.