Crystal Ballin

Rick Scott: Totally agree, @POTUS! I'm writing the bill right now. We must stop taxpayer money from going to insurance companies and instead give it directly to Americans in HSA-style accounts and let them buy the health care they want. This will increase competition & drive down costs.

Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam.

Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue

rfk jr seeing a guy nodding off and instinctively doing the "i was never here" shuffle proves his bona fides as a social user of hard drugs

a completely disinterested trump standing behind his desk while staffers check on a man who collapsed during a presentation

opening the white house emergency medical kit and it’s just a syringe of ivermectin and a mypillow

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

currently running neck and neck with "write ins"

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

i can't believe they have to play again today.

Reporting back from the Tasman Sea

Nelly has been taking off all their clothes

2 pictures 5 months apart. 1st reporting on the trumpcoin gala dinner to which Justin Sun was the biggest donor. The 2nd news of his pardon

I'd be just as inclined to believe there was but he wasn't passing it on

We've reached, the US military is now a billionaires subscription service

The menus were not printed until 2003, so we cannot be sure of the all-time record for the most expensive lunch. It may have been achieved when Spivey met the 79-year-old poet Gavin Ewart at the Café Royal in October 1995. The exact cost is lost somewhere in the bowels of the FT accounts department. But the bill was somewhat overshadowed by the aftermath. The main item on the agenda was alcohol, not food. Ewart began with several negronis (gin, vermouth, Campari), which is not an amateur’s drink, and carried on from there. “We departed the Café Royal in a moderately straight line,” Spivey said in the article. He put Ewart on a bus home then lurched off himself. The following day he received a call from Mrs Ewart. “There are two things you need to know,” she said. “The first is that Gavin came home yesterday happier than I have seen him in a long time. The second – and you are not to feel bad about this – is that he died this morning.”

Did you know, it’s 30 years to the day since the Financial Times killed one of Britain’s finest poets? They didn’t mean to. It’s just that Gavin Ewart was 79, and – according to legend – the day before they’d bought him a lunch that involved enough booze to fell an ox 🧵

Dudes had charts and spreadsheets and everything. Fight plans for a hypothetical polar bear. Jaden, I do not care about a polar bear's peripheral vision! You and 199 of your friends are dying.

Ryan Adams says hi

I definitely think it's why everybody is kidgloving MTG, Massie and Rand Paul right now. If it really is by any means necessary, treating MTG like she finally passed the 8th grade and deserves a cookie is not out of bounds. I'm of the "anything politically to stop this, do it" opinion, but am wary.

More Canadians (8.3 million) watched last night's ballgame on TV than voted Conservative in the last federal election (8.1 million)

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

Joe Ingles: “Hey Ant tell them who locked you the f*** up today?”

Anthony Edwards: “Joe got one stop today y’all.”

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#NBA

Chinese tourists sleep in fast food outlet to save on accommodation Young Chinese tourists with limited time and money are travelling 'special forces'-style — inspired by the efficiency, endurance, and intensity of military units.

It me in Hong Kong circa 2001

The AI voiceover is a perfect accompaniment to Spotify’s wage theft from songwriters and artists.

#CancelSpotify

Is that puppy fan-assisted cause I like my chunks blown

Here for the "emergency" naked bike ride in Portland

I sure hope I win the NOVEL PEACC PRONEX one day

Cory Booker: it’s not about left and right

the right: we’re going to spy on you at all times so we can decide if we should kill you

Schumer: please, come to the table. let’s work this out together, as a team.

that lawyer was me.

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