James Webber

We actually want you to fight the fascists. The fascism is not a distraction

it catalyzes the hydrolysis of 6-phospho-mississippiramaladadingdongose, duh

TIL the remix isn't the original version

unless "politically incorrect" has been revised to mean "answers that contradict the regime's political propaganda"

Those trick-or-treaters are gonna be so surprised

Violating the 3rd amendment by ordering me to live in my own house

drafting everyone in a city and ordering them to occupy themselves is just thrifty budgeting

ah the forbidden bike lane

The weirdest part was when they had to break into small groups to discuss what they'd learned, but each group had a super clammy guy with a bad mustache who kept asking the others if they thought Hegseth seemed cool

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

just need to point out that the detention center doesn't have three parking spaces for each person they've got in there, the homeowners will raze it to the ground

Forklift basically does have arms tho

I like to think he made eye contact with someone and realized the minute he said "martial law" he would be standing blindfolded in front of the Washington monument

currently writing the pilot for a wacky sitcom about three roommates: a cantankerous former bus driver with a heart of gold, a feisty 30-something finishing up their PhD at MIT, and a billionaire who is implicated in the Epstein files

RE Parrish comic titled "Kate Bush was the worst roommate I ever had" First panel shows Kate Bush soaking in a bubble bath (claw-foot tub of course): "Kate Bush! You can't keep taking five baths a day! You've been..." Second panel shows Parrish pointing at the water bill "Running up that bill!" (the bill is for $5000)

@reparrishcomics.bsky.social

I haven't gone that far but I did start closing the freezer

it should have to be a post from the same day

Otherwise there's a temptation to just declare vendetta against one other person and slowly erase them

Trump take cow

it's much better to learn about basic piracy at home, rather than peer-to-peer

*something, not "speeding" 🙄

Probably people in other countries will say "yeah, we never did" and the realpolitik is that no one trusts anyone. But this seems like a bigger change

I purposely said "next iteration of America" (not "next administration" or speeding) because I don't think the United States under its current Constitution can regain this trust. The flaws have been exposed too clearly. You can't trust a country built like this

It's hard to even envision how the next iteration of America might earn back the reputation they are so intent to destroy

like many of the EOs, this is not something that can be done via EO. But universities have to actually fight to make that case in the courts, and there will be a lot of uncertainty and chaos until they win.

Either way, the desirability of a TT job in the US suffers

And if your friend had a CD changer in the trunk? That was a life of luxury

a good reminder to every university: fight instead of rolling over (again)

the obvious reason it's obsolete: he's already in Hell

Is Jeph truly content? It's questionable

this is a story people make up about him

Biden withdrew therefore Trump wants to invade?
Hegseth feeling insecure about his commitment to warfighting?
Distract the public from the Epstein files?