Laurence Raphael Brothers

Thank you!

Speaking of which....

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One bad Yelp review from Ur and an eternity of infamy, poor guy.

Comic Panel one. Stick finger singing, "Raindrops on rose/ And whiskers on kittens." Panel two. Same stick figure holding pot and singing, "Bright copper kettles leave/ ...Flakes on my mittens!?" Panel three. Same figure still holding pot and singing, "Hey, these are stone with a copper veneer!" Fourth panel. Same stick figure has put down pot and is singing, "I've been bamboozled by Ea-Nāşir!"

Ea-Nāşir's perfidy seems eternal!

YouTube video by Thompson Travel Deals Blue World Lyrics-Moody Blues

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Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

screenshot from The Oregonian's video report on the Portland ICE facility protest. Two guys are in frog costumes, with a sign that says "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG" and has two frogs holding hands.

"Frog! Frog! Frog! Frog!"

"FROGS TOGETHER STRONG" (and how cute are the two little frogs holding hands)

Guys I just fucking love this so much

I love frogs, and I love these frogs in particular.

I'm very happy to see this story published at last!

Next up: the Department of Commerce announces it too is renaming itself the Department of War.

www.reuters.com/world/china/...

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Since it is Friday, I am once again reminding you that I am running for CA Assembly District 72, and that my solemn pledge not to use any campaign funds to eat excessive amounts of tortellinis remains in effect.

These are personal tortellinis.

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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

And moreover no slaveowners were why slavery ended. Generals Sherman and Grant are why slavery ended.

mysterious!

It's the last Friday of this submission period for Translunar Travelers Lounge. If you have some fantasy, science fiction, or other speculative fiction 5000 words and under, why not submit?

(Open until 15th October, please check the guidelines)
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I have more story coming out this year: "Phantom View" drops in two weeks! It's a creepy novelette about the accessibility needs of caretakers and ghosts alike. I can't wait for people to read this baby.

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I'm imagining a twitch reflexes game where you have to distinguish Joshu koans from fake ones and thwack an animated monk on the head with a QTE in under a second when you see a fake one.

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

YouTube video by tarkineWild Bruce Cockburn Live ...If I Had A Rocket Launcher

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I'm very happy to see this story published at last!

It is, however, apodictic that whatever he says is wrong.

Screenshot of IngramSpark impersonator's contact form, with chat window where scammer sales rep "Travis Clark" claims that "We are Ingram Spark's hands-on services department. You will be able to find our information here: https://www.ingramsparkbookpublishers.com/

Scam alert: there's an IngramSpark impersonator at ingramsparkbookpublishers dot com. Part of a wave of publishing/ghostwriting scams from Pakistan that hijack authors looking to self-publish--they often "borrow" well-known publisher names but this one also "borrows" the real IngramSpark's logo

Submissions Broadly defined, the type of fiction we are looking for is “fun”. [Go to Submissions]

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Ha! What a great factoid. It just means there isn't really all that much to US history.

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

I think deal is an old-fashioned term for a kind of timber. Why it should emit light, though....

little girl carries monster with the same red flower in her hair as tied to his horn.

Related....

Could it be that a whole generation of heartless cost- and tax-cutting has left nothing left to cut?