Well you use chopsticks for that!
17.02.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@adambullock.bsky.social
Well you use chopsticks for that!
17.02.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just tried that. The soup spilled everywhere!
17.02.2026 12:58 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Since the "Hartnell Historicals" seemed to go down well, and more importantly I enjoyed doing it, and I had a rainy day off, here's the follow-up, the spin-off, the disappointing second album as it were...
17.02.2026 12:19 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The crossover we all deserve...
14.02.2026 09:23 β π 64 π 21 π¬ 2 π 2Don't stop there!
07.02.2026 00:00 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0The wringing damp on the walls is the only thing of any worth most Brits have left in this economy.
04.02.2026 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doubling down when told you're wrong and becoming increasingly beligerent about it sounds terrifyingly like standard human idiocy. We have build these machines in our own image, god help humanity.
04.02.2026 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Winter.
25.01.2026 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Stick THIS in your bird count!"
25.01.2026 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The new all-electric cormorant.
25.01.2026 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Robin, perched on a twig, staring somewhat intensely straight down the lens.
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17.01.2026 12:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With puns like these some days I think I missed my true calling as a tabloid headline writer.
17.01.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apollo 420
AC/BC
Bed Zeppelin
Coldclay
Gee Gees
Buns'n'Roses
The Leach Boys
The Policy
PISS
The Why
The Allman Brothels
The Nerve
RIM
The Boatles
Red Hot Chilli Poppers
Blandie
The Rolling Scones
Slur
The Flash
The Randy Warhols
Fatboy Slum
LinkedIn Park
Simple Winds
Frankie Goes to Hollyrood
RIP William Hartnell
17.01.2026 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Folks! A moment for your assistance please! I have entered some of my βartβ into this yearβs #LCEPOTY26 and could you please do me a massive favour and click on the βvoteβ button? Links as follows:
08.01.2026 18:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Is that not a photo of the delegates?
11.01.2026 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Of all the things wrong with self service checkouts, is that they need to verify your age to buy ibuprofen, which is proof of age in itself!
11.01.2026 08:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've got a lovely bright blue Tee with the Master's Frontier insignia on it. I've stopped wearing it when I go out for a walk now because all last summer up and down the tow path people kept asking if I was a warden and it took me a while to work out why... π€¦ββοΈ
10.01.2026 21:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, since I was passing had to stop by for a wander round the village green and afternoon coffee.
10.01.2026 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ice cold in Aldbourne
10.01.2026 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Don't ask me, I'm just a pigeon, never seen this white stuff before!"
10.01.2026 10:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Snowing on the pier
10.01.2026 10:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Snowing on the promenade
10.01.2026 10:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because there's a chap wearing a deerstalker, I can't decide whether to call this image "His Last Rain-Bow" or "The Sign of the Down-Pour", which either way is the worst pun imaginable for the title of a photograph.
10.01.2026 10:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Low tide, Aberdyfi
10.01.2026 10:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Snowing on the beach, Aberdyfi
10.01.2026 10:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0