Ferret Guy

You’re really dumb

Fuck off into the sun with your bullshit

Just the smartest fucking dipshits

Inveterate liars

You literally CANNOT buy a coffee machine for a federal office with govt funds but this guy…

1989 was a fine year for music, it was also a terrible year for music, I graduated from HS the year, it’s ok if you don’t like some of the music it’s ok if you love it. It was 36 years ago, it’s ok to let go of your feelings about it and move on and listen to whatever makes you happy

Verducci may have been a great reporter writing for SI but he’s just terrible doing those shitty interviews

Vlad!!!!

Blue Jays!!

Fucking clown show

The Wire was a documentary. This happens every day, imagine a world without cell phones

A Nazi tattoo isn’t a mistake, sorry, it’s just not

That would be too easy, they won’t do it at all because they would lose their “insider” status

Lol

Fuck this Nazi

I’m not crying, not even a little bit

Safe

How many times is Smoltz going to say “mentally tough” tonight?

Rickey is the one who was cooler, that’s the list. Rickey, Vlad

Clement is a damn good third baseman

Ohtani is the best player in the world but no player is close to as cool as Vlad, maybe ever

Vlad!!!!

Ranch dressing is fine, everyone relax

Fuck off with this coverage of the $500millionaire hobby farmer. Just get fucked

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call. Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre. On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

Texas is absurd, dipshittery is the name of the game in Trump world

jake tapper byline

the first 10 grafs are an open mic for the gop-led committee with the exception of "biden disputed" the findings and "the democrats are likely to criticize" the findings

come on

Preach madam!

This is a lot of bad baseball but still entertaining

Vlad was on deck, my god