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Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: unfigureoutable

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: nodfather

I think MTG is getting better looking as she softens her vitriol. Just sayin’

ive said this before but we are never going to fucking Mars. Not ever. and Ai is not going to take all the jobs unless your job is encouraging teenagers to go in the garage and turn the car on

I repost for anyone who uses shenanigans in their post. Also, guffaw, buffoonery, persnickety, buggeration, curmudgeon, skullduggery, gadzooks, brouhaha, cantankerous, zoinks, whippersnapper, fiddlesticks, hornswoggled, malarkey, flabbergasted, or chicanery. BINGO!

Dislike me..harder.

Find out how to say it tonight on @thedailyshow.com!

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: tantrump

Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: dadgum

I get winded just reading the word marathon

Farted out a lung

Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

I hear that the shop Anthropologie is opening up
a sister store for older people called
Palaeontology RS

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: Magadumb

Blue Jays defeat Rays to clinch 7th American League East title in club history | CBC Sports The Toronto Blue Jays are American League East champions. Powered by two home runs by catcher Alejandro Kirk, the Blue Jays defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 13-4 in Toronto on Sunday. This is the seventh A...

Nice! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤗🇨🇦
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YouTube video by 22 Minutes What does a pot sobriety test look like? (SATIRE)

Hi how are you?

youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4

couldn’t find my parked car then i couldn’t find my phone to find Find My Parked Car then i found my phone but i couldn’t find Find My Parked Car on my phone then i found Find My Parked Car on my phone then i remembered i don’t even have a car 😬

We’re being hornswoggled by performance artists

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s faves are: bigtittedness and dumbphone

We’re about 2 months away from aspirin being replaced with leeches.

Everyday covering politics is like marinating in sewage

The Handmaid’s Chant:
Praise be
Blessed be the fruit
Under His eye
May the Lord open
Blessed are the meek
Blessed are the silent
In God’s grace
Gender traitor
Honey, I’m home

It’s b-a-n-a-n-a-s’. The United Banana Republic. They have the largest bananas. Like you’ve never seen before.

Are all the christo-fascists gone now?
#rapture

The new world odour
Gramps smells like piss and shit
Don’t forget the cologne
En français?
L'odeur du nouveau monde. Papy sent la pisse et la merde

This 👇 👇 👇 👇

#groceryprices

Adding to my collection of compound words I’ve never heard before that are guffaw worthy. This week’s fave is: fuckjumble