BOB DELUXE

I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.

WE THE PEOPLE is not a difficult concept.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bomberbabe14.bsky.social
So glad I found my person!

Some gave all.

Coming up on Kitchen Nightmares...

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You got that pizza recipe DOWN, Babe!

JESUS H CHRIST!! How much are hotels in DC?

I can see Honest Don charging a billion dollars a day to stay at HIS hotel but there's gotta be a Motel 6 or Super 8 alternative.

Anyone invested in pop rivet futures is poised to make a killing with the latest CYBERTRUCK recall.

This is where I would typically explain that the red hat in my avi is a FENDER guitar & amp hat not that one red hat. However with red hats being so associated these days with MAGA and Nazis, it's come time to retire the FENDER hat avi and replace it with a Star Wars avi.

LIVE LONG & PERSPIRE

Is FUCKELON anything like TOYOTATHON?

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Damn babe. You knocked this one out of the park.

Surprisingly good!

Gobble Gobble

[literally forgetting all my police training]
omg there’s a shooty bang stealy thing at the bank please send more guys dressed like me

I've been terrified of my neighbour ever since I was digging a grave in his garden at midnight and found a body already there.

When asked about the president attending the Daytona 500, NASCAR driver Kyle Busch responded that it was nice having someone at the track who was hated more than him.

Excellent sauce. My new fav!

Thanks babe for all the work you put into this. It was deliciosa! Happy Valentine's Day! ♥️

[me on a roadtrip about to become super popular with the fellas] I call it a carmonica

You have a lovely amaryllis. ❤️

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

I did my inauguration right in your mom’s rotunda, if you know what I mean…

Sewing my victims together
hand-in-hand

Humane Centipede

Pickles is one fierce kitty!

two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by and was subsequently murdered, thanks Robert Frost

First air of autumn up your nose
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Must have been a Jeff Gordon fan.

i miss being a baby and having milestones, like literally no one gives a shit i can lift my head or roll over on a blanket

The Rapture is not a requirement for Christians who are afraid of heights or have a fear of flying.