Chris G.

Just a wafer-thin mint

Lol always the AI slop

Holy shit, they did the Family Guy cutaway
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPi...

Excited for my seminar students to experience their first queer-as-verb in this weekend's reading

I just brought my 18 year old to go vote for the first time and we both proudly voted for Gavin Newsom! It was a poll on who should eat a big platter of horse shit on live tv.

Email from James Carville with the subject line, “I can’t shut up about Ohio”

Could’ve just stopped after the first four words, I think

New York Times headline: “Reaction to Trump’s Racist Post Shows He Is Not Always Immune to Politics”

I’m so tired

Tobias Fünke-level lack of awareness

What if dogs could talk. What if the streets were paved with candy. Shut the fuck up!!!

Paging @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

YouTube video by Jiminy Glick Jiminy Glick Interviews Catherine O'Hara

Catherine O'Hara on Jiminy Glick. She's just firing stuff at him left and right. She makes up a negative review he wrote about her!

I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

No, they were still cruel. Just quieter about it.

Which historical composers would have been in the Epstein files? Gesualdo for sure

The fundamental right to allow your thing to unfurl on the ground

Elon Musk: “can I come to your sex island? When is the best party night? Is it Wednesday or Thursday?

Epstein: “See urrr sooon. Will sed hlecpter. “

I dunno, seems bad!

People don't understand how hard it is being an ICE agent. Imagine coming home from a long day of work and your mom makes you do chores. Not so funny now is it?

New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.

Well, they’re still brutalizing and kidnapping people there, so.

AI is taking over bro! 99% of the code at my work is AI now! No, you can't see it

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

I’m a big fan of civilization. Rule of law, public health, universities, science, all good things. Great stuff. It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but I’m also a fan of what civilizations have done to idiot barbarian hordes who attempted to trample on those things.

Hey there are armed paramilitary thugs executing people in the street, why couldn't you whip the votes to defund them

Announcements Sullivan Elementary • 10:30 AM • To: Sullivan Elementary Hello Sullivan Families, we have learned that ICE is sending out flyers offering food support to families. For your safety, do not respond to these offers. If your family is in need of support, please contact the school and we will connect you with one of our School Social Workers. Thank you!

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Well, that's just common sense.

RIP Penn Central, you would’ve loved plowing into a delivery robot at a grade crossing

"All politicians are corrupt" is a con. An awfully successful one, unfortunately.

It's false, but people who say it feel like they're being savvy.

Some politicians are a little corrupt, some a lot, some not at all. The "all are" lie effectively covers for the most corrupt.

Don't be a mark.

Progressive effort to primary Sen. John Fetterman ramps up The Working Families Party launched a website where, among other efforts, voters can request refunds from Fetterman’s campaign.

GOOD:

"Progressive effort to primary Sen. John Fetterman ramps up:
The Working Families Party launched a website where, among other efforts, voters can request refunds from Fetterman’s campaign."