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24.03.2025 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whole rumor that fElon Mump has to have test tube babies because of a botched "enhancement" operation down there- scandalous if true: okay here's the joke: #elongate
16.03.2025 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tangerine Palpatine lmao
12.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still working on derogatory nicknames for the traitors running the USA into the ground.
I like Elon Mump. Although RFK prolly deserves that reference so...
Donny Soprano is a stretch, but gets the idea across
None of these guys act like men with working penises
The road to AI is paved with theft
02.03.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crazy
27.02.2025 11:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those, AND small dick energy. Trying to stay "on message"
25.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seems more and more obvious that this whole thing in the USA is just SDE in the ruling class.
It's not that hard.
Why say "blurs the line" and "difficult for the public to verify that"
Gutless, appeasement reporting. This country is in crisis, and you want to use euphemisms?
They won't stop. They will have to BE stopped. YOU are enabling them. FIGHT FOR TRUTH and get these Coward phrases off the front lines
Space Karen must've crashed from all the rave drugs- he's been out of the news for two straight hours
22.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Far Far Future War Museum Exhibit- Elon's Fone
"This is the fone that started the end of the World"
Boooooo
19.02.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Down with psychopathy!!!
15.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To better reflect the identity of the new administration, he should change the name of the Gulf to the "Gulf of Poor Cocksmanship"
13.02.2025 07:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Billionaire Bootlickers is a pretty good name for a band. Debut album could be
Make America Go Away
Hey look its President Mump!
Traitor(s) in the White House!
Traitor(s) in the White House!
They think can break all promises! Especially promises that OTHER PEOPLE MADE in the service and name of the United States of America
WELCHER(S)
TRAITOR(S)
Cowards
11.02.2025 09:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My foot was itching so I took my shoe off like maybe it's a pebble got in there but no- it was effing elon down there in my sock jamming a thumb-drive into my ankle. Like dude what are you DOING get tf out of there. That's not yours!!! What a grabby little troll
11.02.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tried to bet someone $10 on the big game just to maybe care who wins a little, even letting them pick the team. Nobody wanted to bet- nobody cares $10 worth. That's ok, I run with that kinda crowd
10.02.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To feel good all the time is Elitist!
09.02.2025 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought musks bond-villain arc would be Moonraker but turns out its Goldfinger.
So where tf is James Bond?
