Delulu Lipa

Can't wait to see a live performance of Tennis and Madeline

I think it's crazy that Meta thinks it's a good idea to use AI to summarize my conversations in my DMs like first of all, why y'all trying to scrape private convos with this horseshit technology? Second, nobody's writing their papers or dissertation in their ig DMs so who is this feature for?

Remembrance of Things Pasta She blew her fusilli, my pretty penne, when she found me watching daytime tagliatelle.   Je ne spaghetti rien, I responded in song, but she did not linguini for long,   just walked out without further retort: a hard lesson to be tortellini, orzo I thought.   And so here I am, on my macaroni, and now my days feel cannelloni. Brian Bilston

Happy World Pasta Day to all those who celebrate.

West End Girl is THE album of the year i fear

scorpio season🦂

An abstract painting predominantly composed of shades of red, greys, browns and blues. Black acrylic marker is predominantly used for mark making.

"a cautionary tale", gouache, acrylic markers, colored pencils and oil pastels on paper. #mixedmediaart #abstractart #painting

if you're on ig, my acct is artbyjoelle.ph !

These companies selling A! Images masquerading as human-made art are so common now. Note the carefully worded statement (chatgpt generated of course) and generated photo designed to be misleading. It's awful that this sort of false marketing is legal.

ah, so that's why I like space so much

I didn't know what to expect with Actually Romantic but it def made me laugh out loud when i realized what it was abt

a man in a black shirt is talking to a woman and says seriously are you are you serious ? Alt: Schmidt from New Girl talking to Zoey and saying seriously?...are you are you serious?

Happy album release day Swifties! This is me while listening to Wood:

I just binge watched The Pitt the past 3 days and wow the Emmy was well-deserved. I've never been more locked in for a medical drama

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.”

Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

colorful star motifs surround black text reading “if you’re still masking, you’re making the world a better and safer place for everyone. Oliviabelknaptherapy”

Shoutout to my fellow maskers!

Morning Quicksketch
24x24"
Acrylic/oil pastel/ink
Gallery canvas

#blueskyart #abstractlandscape #artist #painter #k_d'alessandro

an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on

Digital painting. A basenji dog with a royal cape and crown is prancing happily through a wooded area while squirrels stand solemn in deference to their passing king.

A recent commission. The king pupper and his loyal squirrel subjects 🙇

Florence Pugh was excellent in this movie

a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ? Alt: Cardi B yelling in disbelief what was the reason ?

I finally watched Thunderbolts and the only thing i couldn't suspend my disbelief on is Bucky had ran for congress - and won???

Abstract painting with predomimantly dark blue color painted with energetic brush strokes. Pink, reds, and oranges and tiny hints of green peek out from the dark blue paint.

occassionally i find myself trying to paint perfectly than expressively so when i catch myself doing that, i just say fuq it and pick a random color and just go crazy to get rid of the hyperfixation on the outcome. This is the result. #abstractart #mixedmediapainting #sketchbook #gouache

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Jeff Bezos in a black polo and a gray puffer vest

Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable."

I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, put them in this van.”

Gouache, oil pastels and colored pencils. #mixedmediaart #abstractart

Arcane got an Emmy for animation and this tweet popped up in my mind again

Trying to get back into painting on a regular basis. #abstractart

Yesterday we visited Green Mountain Falls, CO to visit the kinetic sculpture Off the Beaten Path by Patrick Shearn. I wasn’t ready for just how dynamic it was even in the slightest breeze. Reminds me of a murmuration of starlings. Incredible artwork. It’ll only be up through October 19th.

one time my friend came by and she started ranting abt something then my cat decided he didn't like her vibe in that moment so he went up to her and smacked her face with his paw 😭

people love bringing up japan when it comes to deporting immigrants/ creating a homogenous society, but if you bring up japan's anti-gun laws it's "woah woah woah"

My cat is baffled as to why i am working overtime and has resorted to attacking my leg for attention

Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.