the real danTDM_

A sign over a London tube entrance reading: DO NOT URINATE HERE OFFICERS PATROL THIS AREA £150 FINE

You think I don’t have that kind of money

(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up

(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*

We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

are golden freddy and golden freddy head two separate characters?

DATE IDEA;
watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital

Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !

what ya looking at ✶

#art #furryart

all for me 😋

imma be real lucrezia messaged me this and i just copy pasted it

my biggest red flag is when i take out a bag of EARTHWORMS and start eating EARTHWORMS in other peoples home.

the main difference between trans and cis women is that trans are machined in a factory made from stainless steel with a chromium finish and cis are organisms made up from several combined mycological colonies occupying a host

i think honestly i will get srs before i buy a graphics card

9/11 it is!

romeo + juliet (1996) or 9/11 (2001)?

/blockouts

u post ur greyboxes in october

was gonna post a blocktober but realised i really dont want to be connected to this account in a professional capacity

undeafening on vc, out of breath, after being gone for 40 minutes:
"sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"

am i team israel or palestine? well if i was a betting man i would say israel has more guns so will probably win 😜🍉💥

nobody asks for consent anymore, they just ask "W touchies or L touchies?" and expect u to know what tf theyre talking abt

House MD be like: i need to cast a medicine on the cops so they stop looking for my sons body

just remembered about LGBTQ :(

thinking about how much the water in the bowl dilutes the true colour of the piss

heart goes out to the boy-concubines of charlie kirk as they grieve in this moment of tragedy.

sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏

nothing ever happens

harry potter be like: need to put a spell on the cops to make them stop looking for my sons body

EXCLUSIVE: How I Cured My Autism With The Power Of No-Fap And Meditation

Brendan Frasier in the whale, looking sickly. Captioned “Governments don’t even bother to explain why we should start a war anymore… they just look at you like this”

Nuh uh!

american dad