Larry LeClair

Some day she'll have to explain herself to her grown kids and her grandkids.

Hermann Goering explains how Germany won World War One.

I'm waiting 'til it drops on Tubi.

So the man who has the job of improving Canada/US relations says either buy our planes or we'll invade your air space. What's next? If you try to send him home he'll personally nuke Ottawa? This is ridiculous.

Trump's Policy Toward Canada: If you won't date me, you're not allowed to date anyone else - even though I just called you fat and ugly.

Berlin. 1936.

Tragic. Mark Carney doesn't get to pay a billion dollars to join the Donald Trump Glee Club where he can ruin his career singing in a choir with Putin and Lukashenko. Just awful. Donald was going to serve snacks and everything.

It's a shame. For the billion dollar admission fee Donald was going to serve snacks and everything.

I would suspect US tourist travel to Europe might sag a bit this summer, what with their President calling Europeans scumbags and telling them to fuck off. Some French waiters may not take kindly to that.

Tragic. Mark Carney doesn't get to pay a billion dollars to join the Donald Trump Glee Club where he can ruin his career singing in a choir with Putin and Lukashenko. Just awful.

That's outrageous.

Classic gang of bullies. Snarl, smear, insult, threaten - until someone stands up to them (in this case Mark Carney). Then the classic bully response. Whine and run away.

That was perhaps the least noteworthy moment of a brilliant, courageous speech.

Carney in Doha today, fresh from Beijing, on his way to Davos. He's slow walking CUSMA, trying not to poke the ancient bear, working quietly to see what can be done in the wake of a ruptured relationship. The EU now sees what any trade agreement with Trump is worth. Nothing.

And they wonder why Canada might seek new dance partners.

What was Santander supposed to be? He's a switch hitter. More power from the left.

$240/4 for Kyle Tucker is a lot. Not surprised it scared people off. $60 million a year. Soto gets $50. Vladdy gets $35. I know it's a premium for shorter term. But still...

Maybe after he invades half a dozen more countries.

This is nothing more than a branding opportunity masquerading as a security issue. The US already has the rights it claims to desperately need. Right to whatever military presence it wants. Right to enter mining agreements. It purchased them in 1951. They've been downsizing for 30 years.

For seventy five years (Greenland Defense Agreement, 1951) the US has the right to keep whatever military presence it wants in Greenland. They've been downsizing for thirty years. To say this now has something to do with "national security" requiring the invasion of Greenland is simply idiotic.

If your passwords don't work, call Mar A Lago.

If your partner, boss, or doctor keeps insisting you get your head examined it may not be a postive sign.

Yawn. Great Don. Whatever you say pal. Yawn.

Might I suggest Canada next summer? World Cup games. Spectacular scenery. World's friendliest people. No requirements for blood or sperm samples, no hereditary analysis dating back to the 1400's or dropping off one of your kids at customs to hold as ransom in case you overstay your welcome.

Cheryl Hines seems completely immune to public humiliation.

For all the ketamine fans at tonight's game...

The United States has shifted sides in the middle of a war. Can we all just agree to that much?

Venezuela has the largest oil reserve in the world. 303 billion barrels. Is it possible control of this massive asset could have anything to do with a pending US invasion? Just a wild guess.

He's finished top 5 in Cy Young voting twice in the last four years.

Joining countless countries around the world, from Denmark to Japan.