Adam's Incoherent Noise Jamboree

I’ve gotta say, conservatives are way better at being absolute fucking losers. Riley Gaines ties for 5th in a swim meet and gets a lucrative career spouting bullshit on TV. Who do the Democrats have? Hakeem Jeffries?

In Earnings Calls, Private Prison Executives Revel in Profiting Off ICE Arrests “Our business is perfectly aligned with the demands of this moment,” CoreCivic CEO Damon Hininger said on the call.

Private prison executives casually discussed the "3,000 arrests per day" quota in earnings calls—despite the Department of Justice previously denying any quota exists. This is fueling immigration raids nationwide while companies rake in record profits.

Thoughts on Oscar Peterson?

This is also what’s happening in Broadview outside of Chicago. Illinois State Police try to pull protestors over the barriers, then arrest them for being on the wrong side of the barrier.

Why is the ISP helping them?

General strike now.

Not worried about military operations around Venezuela. Tulsi Gabbard is in the admin and she is a staunch opponent of "regime change wars." I was also born at 9 am yesterday.

Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

I wish there was a shorter way to say “NY City.”

Maybe N York C? … no that’s the same length.

hahahahahaha the AI "artists" are pissed that other AI "artists" are stealing their prompts without attribution hahahahahahaha

reporter: can you reflect on-

mike johnson: I've never seen my reflection so I won't be commenting on this

I’m so thrilled that No Kings was as big as it was, but I still can’t help but wonder what we could accomplish if just 1% of the people who showed up in Chicago also made a coordinated effort in Broadview.

I like a lot of what Robert has to say, but again, for the millionth time, the system is working exactly as intended

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

I logged back into X to verify this is real and I am an odd mix of delighted, confused, and horrified to inform you that it is.

Duolingo telling me Emma took my spot in the Sapphire League like I give a fuck

You can’t ask me not to openly praise Nazis I’m just a wittle baby (32 year old man)

@govpritzker.illinois.gov If you’ve lost control of the ISP we need to know now. No Kings is tomorrow. Beating and arresting people for not playing Simon Says fast enough is not acceptable.

If you ran for office in Chicago and said you love the Cubs and White Sox equally you’d suffer a faster political death than Howard Dean that time he went “BYAAH!”

MILLENNIAL BLUESKY POSTER: you know, when I was a kid, I thought QUICKSAND would be a lot bigger of a probelm!!!! 🤣🤣

JOHNNY QUEST: *quote-tweeting* wow. okay. not even sure how im supposed to respond to this. I'm glad YOU didn't have that experience, I guess???

CBS News: Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming NYC mayor the Free Press reports.

Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...

Yeah, I’m a Lions fan and that clip doesn’t show the whole story of the Hutch/Kittle matchup, but Kittle is an absolute beast. When healthy he’s the clear best at the position for me.

Oooooeeee this garbage disposal worked before I filled it with cement.

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

Had a college friend ask why I’d have to worry about ICE in Chicago when I’m “not Mexican” and it’s really hard to acknowledge that so many people in American have absolutely no clue what is going on here.

ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Have we reached the “there’s an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia quote for everything” era of its existence?