Delfactoid

No just around

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

If you're taller than your boss, you don't have to listen to him.

Cadmium is the most rakish of the elements

No i got put on a PIP

I don't have a boss anymore so I think I'll just talk to myself in the mirror and give myself a promotion. It's just that easy, right?

I'm still at work so haven't tried it. I'll drink half before my performance review and see what happens.

Bottle 'o rum

Australian coworker gave it to me, says they call it fighting juice.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Keep Stratford beating

You don't have to tell me twice huhuhuh

Sometimes you hear a sound in public and you think, oh that would be great for my video game.

If you come to London to eat Japanese food for some reason, I will take you.

The chef was so stout he distorted the picture in front of him lol.

Kanpai!!

Working for the Zaibatsu isn't so bad...

Wooden valley stand

As long as I can remember I've wanted you.

Chronic wasting disease. Gotta burn the yard now.

To no one in particular: I want to be clear I was using a VPN before this all happened.

A king Midas for our age.

Do you Krystalize all of your meals?

Fish based desert. Does it exist? Not something in the form of a fish, like swedish fish.

Aha! So you know of our little 'problem'. I will never double ash yam rations for those troublesome idiot lizards.

I've heard tell of your exploits. If you clear the mine, I have a new set of workers waiting on the docks and you will be well compensated. Not in starchy tubers I might add. Goodbye.

Speak quickly, I have matters of great import to attend to.

Being hunted like a dog in grape city

It's basically always this

A grapefruit

Will be watching this space.

What's your go to

Holy cow!!!!

It's cool how the city of London puts these lemon juicers out for free public use urbanism win!