@shanoon.bsky.social
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AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"
21.02.2026 14:48 โ ๐ 918 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 1posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break
21.02.2026 06:27 โ ๐ 968 ๐ 145 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 13mitch hedberg fans having a field day in the comments
20.02.2026 23:22 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Our institutions are not hollow. If they were hollow we could crawl inside them, fill them with life - change their direction - call them our own. But our institutions are not hollow. Our institutions are not hollow. Yet.
A crab walks in
19.02.2026 18:41 โ ๐ 149 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes, thatโs right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker
20.02.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 1085 ๐ 233 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 86it hasn't even been one full week of fire horse
20.02.2026 17:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reading your palm: Wowโฆ this is quite the life lineโฆ you will live a long healthy life!!
Reading your skull: Too bad youโll be Irish during it
mad king weekend baby
20.02.2026 16:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0OBAMA CHOOSING A FURSONA: Uhhhhโฆlet me be deer
20.02.2026 05:11 โ ๐ 2266 ๐ 301 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 14that's what the fuck i'm talking about!
20.02.2026 16:05 โ ๐ 757 ๐ 83 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0BREAKING: 6 JUSTICES PRETTY CONFIDENT TRUMP WONT DRONE STRIKE THEM
20.02.2026 15:11 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The subway is one of my favorite places to go in New York when I want to see pictures of lawyers who will fight for me
19.02.2026 19:04 โ ๐ 76 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0what's a good purpose to have for beginners
19.02.2026 21:06 โ ๐ 395 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 2Lifelong dislike for Gwen Stefani still paying off (early dislike was because young me thought Gavin rossdale was hot and I was a jealous little child though lol)
20.02.2026 13:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wacky comedy group The Slipnutz open for Slipknot at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey (2005)
19.02.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 377 ๐ 82 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 9Throwback to this gem
18.02.2026 23:57 โ ๐ 727 ๐ 179 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 5HORSE YEAR EVERYONE LOSE YOUR FUCKENG MIND
17.02.2026 07:01 โ ๐ 295 ๐ 43 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 4Fire horse fire horse fire horse
19.02.2026 10:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oops, almost skeeted something too true (deleted)
19.02.2026 04:34 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I could not resist drawing the horse
18.02.2026 20:59 โ ๐ 1043 ๐ 283 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1
Dad Pursuing Lottery Scratchers Full-Time Now
Dad Pursuing Lottery Scratchers Full-Time Now
17.02.2026 17:00 โ ๐ 898 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 7i'm worried the left isn't taking NFTs seriously
17.02.2026 10:14 โ ๐ 1638 ๐ 137 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 2I don't believe in much but I'll believe in fire horse
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The 3 bullies from The Simpsons pointing at Bart and asking "Nice tools Simpson. Did your cow make them for you?" in the top frame. In the bottom frame Bart is holding the saw cow tool in his right hand, the rake cow tool in his left, the blob cow tool with the handle is on the yard, and behind him the cow from the Cow Tools comic is watching on from inside behind the bay windows and bart is responding "Of course she did. Who else would?"
Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
16.02.2026 10:06 โ ๐ 1036 ๐ 144 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 2US hockey tweet but can be applied to most things in life
16.02.2026 15:51 โ ๐ 638 ๐ 129 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
14.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 2176 ๐ 187 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 7Food ways could be different
13.02.2026 03:11 โ ๐ 624 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
feel free to keep this image
12.02.2026 17:49 โ ๐ 116 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0three women shouldn't have to share the same pair of sweatpants ๐
11.02.2026 23:19 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0
me suffocating because i took a piss in microgravity
12.02.2026 01:24 โ ๐ 298 ๐ 83 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
