@tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social
Stink Stank Stunk
Your bad Star Wars takes make me question your Thanksgiving food takes.
25.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The Entertainment” from Infinite Jest.
25.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Setting an alert for when this hits 4999…
25.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stone tires were good enough for Fred Flintstone.
25.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s a finish the hard pips faster than the medium pips day.
25.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know which one promises to be more entertaining, and it ain’t football.
25.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe the Vanity Fair put "The Naked Gun" at the top of their Star Wars rankings.
24.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, birds too, Charlie Brown.
24.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Pope with a microphone
Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait
23.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kubiac!
23.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"I can't wait for Season 2!"
22.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Facebook knows exactly what I want on my feed: 3rd quarter scores from a week ago and news stories about a chain restaurant closing a location in Houston.
22.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm going to make a fort with the box.
22.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A*****.com Kransekake set: Measurements: This Kransekake set weighs 247 pounds and has dimensions of 175x875x875 inches.
I feel I might be disappointed when it arrives.
22.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally make Larry Summers proctor* and grade his final exams.
*stand in an empty room for 3 hours
If it doesn’t fit, you must convict.
20.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a gofundme?
20.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He has a Gazoo head.
20.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can help you toss it over the fence.
20.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only knew “For Good” from Superstore.
20.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not sure why Wicked: For Good had all of those new songs. The songs from Part 1 were pretty good.
20.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s how the German sub in Captain America snuck in.
20.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eliminated = “pooped out”
18.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Baby Wilburs from Mary Worth
The Red Imps as babies.
18.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Littered implies a light sprinkling.
18.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The New 'Project Hail Mary' Trailer Shows What the Movie Is Really About
The friends you make along the way?
18.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only one person is smart enough to take out Cloudfare: Larry Summers
By Larry Summers
