kelliebob

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.

Ha!!

DON’T DO IT STEF

In case you missed my earlier post, this year will be the first Smarch Madness (March 20 - 22)

Open that bottle of wine you've been saving! Cook that dish that makes you happy! It won't be hard to get reservations, so go to a nice restaurant! Buy yourself flowers! Put up lights! #SmarchMadness

Congratulations to the USA Women’s Hockey Team (not you, Britta Curl-Salemme, fuck you)

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

Trying to remind myself that work is the reason I can take time off for Mardi Gras so I shouldn’t complain but whyyyyyyyy does it have to suck so much?

I was unprepared for the weird

Tuuuba

Music is everywhere 💛💜💚

A photo I took at Cajun Mardi gras in Eunice Louisiana in 2011. A man wearing a colorful costume of multiple ruffled fabrics and a tall colored pointed hat rides a brown and white horse through a green field of grass beneath a blue sky with puffy white clouds.

Happy Mardi Gras
Happy Lunar New Year of The Horse

Shits a lil weird out here with @gjcharlet.bsky.social

Small town food is my faaaavorite

Having the BEST time!

My girls in front of a painted window that says “Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!” Which is French for “feel free to drink in the streets.

Wooden sign with a panicked chicken saying “I’m cluckin outta here…!”

Me, out in these streets.

Random woman in a shirt that says “Catch Beads, Not Feelings,” but it’s too late because I caught feelings for her.

In Iota, LA doing chicken chasing Mardi Gras with @yaykellie.bsky.social and @jenleepa.bsky.social.

Hello from Iota, LA 💚💛💜

Costume showing spider with umbrella made of a web

Costume showing anthropomorphised piece of corn

Costume showing crab with a crown

Costume showing anthropomorphised coral, big moustache and holding stick.

Happy #FatTuesday! Here's a few costume designs by artist Charles Briton for the 1873 New Orleans Mardi Gras. See more great carnival designs, and learn about their creators, in our essay by @allisoncmeier.bsky.social : publicdomainreview.org/essay/illust... #MardiGras

Mardi Gras breakfast of champions 🤣 Grabbed coffee and king cake on the way to Iota for chicken chasing shenanigans today.

The masked man who threw me (specifically me!) a bag of Chee Wees is the new love of my life.
Do you like Cheetos? Not after you’ve had a Chee Wee! They’re filthy orange pretenders to the amazing cheeseosity that is a Chee Wee.

Hiiiiiii!!!! I love you!!!

Lookin’ good, ladies!

I was having Deep Thoughts™️ about our relationships with the glowing box in our hands and social media all day and had NO IDEA what the plot of the movie we were seeing (Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die) was.
Hooboy that was a good movie.

I’m hoping when I’m not sleep deprived and half lit I can sit down and solve the problem but that’s future kellie’s problem

You’re gonna need a ballpoint pen and a straw

You get me!

Today I learned that Hamnet meme I’ve been seeing and don’t understand is an actual movie poster. Ok then!