Dey

Now imagine liking both the Stars and NYR. 🙃

Whoa.

A photo of a daily calendar on a desk. The picture is of a pusheen cat stylized as a white unicorn with a purple moon on the butt. It says. “super fierce.”

I wish for all of you to take this energy into your day.

Ooooh. We use 7up, Hawaiian Punch and sherbet. We call ours church punch cause the only time we ever had it except for recently when I made for holidays was at church.

Also: Ron Funches!

He says thanks.

NGL, I did buy the reindeer with the pipe and glasses. We're hosting emo Christmas this year.

You are the second person in my feed talking about the Edmund Fitzgerald today. So odd. And I also didn't realize it wasn't back in ye olden days.

For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.

They're called funerals or interventions.

That McDavid goal from last night was fucking beautiful.

Juusi Saros from that commercial with text YES GOALS

#NYR

Original series and unscripted laughs, all in one place.

Also: dropout.tv. Make Some Noise is fucking amazing and lots of good programming there.

That’s our team! Y’all will love the WeeWoos of it all. And Payton Levis is [chefs kiss].

Yes! birbiglia! I totes forgot but he’s pretty funny.

Mitch Hedberg. He’s quirky but great. And I love Jon Stewart. I second Josh Johnson. Also Patton Oswalt, Iliza, Sarah Silverman, Marc Maron, and Tig Notaro are all great, too.

Glad to hear. I thought it looked like a fun popcorn movie from the trailer.

He just got a trillion dollar package, and sure it's bullshit and imaginary but still, imagine inking a deal where you get a trillion dollars, more than anyone has ever had, and then going to your little computer and asking it to make a fake woman who pretends to like you. Weapons-grade cringe.

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This team

Wait, FR though?

V important content. #tisthedamnseason #spicysithlord

I love that more!!! 🤩

This thread is amazing. It’s the distillation of my lived experience.

Yooooooo. This lowkey makes sense as to why I passed high school (it was 95-99). I was eldest daughter, gifted program, started smoking in 8th grade, I think the nicotine worked until I started working at Starbucks and got unlimited access to caffeine. 😂

Link plz

I completely forgot that song existed and once I read the title I started reciting lyrics in my head. And then it made me think of “Angry Johnny” by Poe, who also had some bangers and was low-key a smokeshow.