@marshalldotpizza.bsky.social
Written stuff: www.marshall.pizza
In this Ohio diner, the parliamentarian still means George Clinton. But they do know this: Senate Republicans need to fire any and all pesky bureaucrats that try to stop them from tearing the roof off the motherfucker.
29.06.2025 22:32 — 👍 729 🔁 57 💬 24 📌 2Can't wait for him to carry a ukulele out later in his career. @timpranillo.bsky.social
16.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lots of talk today about the demise of BlueSky. For whatever it's worth, it's been a boon to indie publishers like us. Twitter and Facebook have pretty much silenced us, so the engagement here has, and continues to be, wonderful.
08.06.2025 22:49 — 👍 15517 🔁 1781 💬 410 📌 136This is so good. KABAB.
30.05.2025 23:39 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy". 🥛
Maybe I'll start using this. 🤣 When the world feels like a dumpster fire, sarcasm is self-care. ❤️
#EpiSky #IDSky
McSweeney's has been doing marvelous work!
30.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 28 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0SMORES - Stephen's Marriage Over. Reason? Elon Scandal. #TACO
30.05.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our earlier draft successfully used "K-Hole" in an acronym, but we decided it was too dark. Making fun of Musk should be joyous!
30.05.2025 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Variety story: New NYT Games Feature Will Let Fans Play Wordle Against Celebs Laufey, Lola Tung, Chris Perfetti, Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan
The Teen Roast hosted by Chris Chris, Chris Del Chris, Curbes Lurb, Cayden Aiden, Carpiss Bunson, Cramy Harb, Cobb Salad, Colton Burpo, Colgy P, Cool Shirtman, Mmm...Mlurb, Cphhpt Phhbt and Cchhhaaaddd.
02.05.2025 18:58 — 👍 726 🔁 61 💬 36 📌 7I mean.
22.04.2025 02:28 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0They get it.
11.04.2025 02:12 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Amazing. McSweeney’s nails it again😂
14. Caltech Jet Propulsion Laboratory: A Subsidiary of SpaceX
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
16. Georgetown Weaponized Law School
17. The Wharton School of Using the R-Word in Business Again
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/us-...
McSweeney's nails it. As always.
Among my favorites:
12. Penn State School of International but No Longer Our Affairs
15. The University of Texas Football Team, LLC
27. Texas Christian Nationalist University
I wrote this for @mcsweeneys.net. You may want to check if your safety school made the list.
09.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Feedback is, as they say, a gift. If any of my followers wish to provide feedback on this account, my DMs are open! What would you like to see more of? Less of?
08.04.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love my followers! 🙏
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