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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

Yanks are pathetic. They deserve to lose.

Couldn't have asked for a better result to Belichick's first college game 🤣

The Gilded Age is so goddamn good!

Should be working with Japan on this, not wasting more money with a Musk company that can't even make its intended product.

Vegas loop is an abject failure and on top of that the company is one of the worst workplace safety offenders in the US.

EU head's plane hit by suspected Russian GPS interference The incident reportedly forced the pilot to land the jet with paper maps.

Typical. Until the West actually hits Russia with meaningful countermeasures they will continue to commit these blatant acts of war

From the USHistory community on Reddit: Union Army soldier on his release from Confederate prison, around 1865 Posted by CombinationTime8064 - 654 votes and 320 comments

Reason # 867 to never give Confederates a pass.

Eating lunch at a place and they are playing some deeper pop punk and emo cuts. Fucking love it!

Giants looking surprisingly good this preseason. Hope Dart sits for most of the year until garbage time at the end of the season. Feels promising thus far!

NFC East still very much an Eagles, Commanders division. Cowboys might eek out a WC if they rise above expectations.

If Dems ever happen to get into power again they need to be ruthless with the faciscist authoritarian enablers.

Includes companies too. If you enabled all this shit then your entire C-suite gets put on trial. Lesser sentences for those who rat out the other nazi, fascist, authoritarian enablers.

Confederates and Nazis should be given what they deserve.

One of the main reasons America is failing.

The umpire who picked a side: John Roberts and the death of rule of law in America The chief justice of the US has painted himself as a modern institutionalist over the past 20 years. Experts say he’s emboldening Trump’s drive toward authoritarianism

Good to see quality journalism like this 👏👏👏

Also Roberts deserves to be convicted of treason like many others. A traitor to democracy and the nation.

Too bad Reconstruction failed. North was wrong to treat the South with kid gloves. This is the long term result.

Barnwell: How Jerry Jones' bungled contract negotiations cost the Cowboys $100 million How much have the Cowboys cost themselves by being too slow to get contracts done with Micah Parsons, Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb?

Love the juxtaposition between Dallas and New England's contract management. While you have hardball stances being taken in many cases on both sides, the body of work speaks for itself.

Cowboys are an insanely popular cash cow. They are a successful business, not a successful football team.

Lots of varying opinions on the sequel trilogy.

I am generally fine with 7 & 8 in many ways, but 9 was enormously disappointing.

In general Disney and Abrams missed the mark. The character arc on Finn in particular absolutely exemplifies this.

Heads Will Roll Yeah Yeah Yeahs · It's Blitz! (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2009

In totally unrelated news:

Fascism, autocracy - Full Idiocracy

We are watching the fall of America, in a Romanesque way. However i would not expect US to last ~ 1500 yrs like the Roman Empire/Republic

Faster information flows, etc. also accelerate the time scale.

No "imminent collapse" but still on the downswing.

And I absolutely don't trust the country to fight at scale to preserve our freedoms and institutions that are being eroded.

We're gonna turn ourselves into Russia. Life is gonna get so much worse.

Its sad because somewhat Zoomers, but certainly Gen Alpha are gonna have their baseline experience be this absolute shitstorm.

Blue states wouldn't have nearly the problems that they have now if they'd actually build housing.

Small but notable gripe.

I know BlueSky is much smaller, growing fast, and doesnt have the resources like larger social networks... but its still surprising to me that the chat is still as bad as it is.

Took forever to get reactions to shared posts in direct messages and even now I'm often unable to react still.

Lol didn't know Sweeney was a Trumper.

Hard pass on any of her shit now. At least she wasn't some A list actor, that would have been sad.

Even if the correct people are able to get back control of the country, it won't be enough.

Just desserts needed. From the top down- including these masked cowards taking people off the street. No immunity bc you're "doing your job" as modern day Gestapo.

Matt & Trey don't always make the right call on stuff but I will give them all the credit in the world for this. Good on them

Hell yes! Always need more Keith David

Call it what it is - an act of war.

...history of it. And they just keep getting away with it.

We are handing Russia and China so much on a silver platter and have been for fucking years. Its so incredibly embarassing.

The ability of hostile foreign actors (often Russia and China) to interfere and subvert elections unpunished has to be dealt with.

Russia should be made an example of. Just get a drone wave in and fuck shit up.

Obviously I'm being simplistic but this shit in Moldova is just the latest in a long...