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@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social

Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.

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15.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

(INTERNAL SCREAMING THAT IS QUICKLY TURNING EXTERNAL)

15.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the Ghost of Yōtei DLC announced during the most recent State of Play, GΔ“muchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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15.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm what you might call "spoiler-blind". I have no concept of what does or does not constitute a spoiler, and I am completely immune to the fomo of being spoiled. I do my best not to make this everyone else's problem but I am only a man.

15.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not to say that the existence of GLP-1s are directly making people more bigoted in their anti-fatness. But their marketing relies on extremely anti-fat tropes, floods the airwaves with anti-fat messages, and sends the message that anti-fatness is not just pro-health, it's morally righteous.

14.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

TNR really wants to boost this fucking nazi, I guess.

14.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American exceptionalism is the final boss

14.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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something Ive noticed that I think is really funny

14.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2914    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 16

You can trust me to train the chosen one. The one prophesied to bring balance to the Force. Don't worry, I won't develop an attachment that blinds me to the growing darkness within him, I'm built different.

14.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky has me actually thinking I'm 38

14.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By hook or by crook, prosecutors will do everything in their power to make you suffer

14.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

14.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2463    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 66
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This is probably ok

14.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7434    πŸ” 1125    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 133

Rude humour

14.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Causes are effects. Effects are causes. I am very smart.

14.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11070    πŸ” 2578    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 224

some of y’all have internalized classism against white supremacist conmen who look like they were sculpted by Aardman Animations and it shows πŸ‘

14.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

14.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1571    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

Happy Valentines Day from Glucose Cat

15.02.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 895    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

We invented a robot that avoids doing work by gaslighting you

14.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a kid style crayon drawing of cyclops from x-men and his eye blast beam, looking upset, with a poem scrawled around it:

roses are red
violets are red
everything is RED

a kid style crayon drawing of cyclops from x-men and his eye blast beam, looking upset, with a poem scrawled around it: roses are red violets are red everything is RED

14.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1040    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 20
Graffiti that reads No God, No King 
Only you, with a heart underneath

Graffiti that reads No God, No King Only you, with a heart underneath

Most romantic graffiti.

14.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

These two have real mascot potential I love these little bits.

14.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

14.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Errai @errai
Haha nice leitmotif jackass did your mommy sing it to you (full orchestral theme kicks in, boss health bar appears) oh shit

Errai @errai Haha nice leitmotif jackass did your mommy sing it to you (full orchestral theme kicks in, boss health bar appears) oh shit

09.01.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1518    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

If you're so cold, Cathy is so cold!
Let her in, Heathcliffe!

14.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao shitprog. Spent all night on that one

14.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Scare Town, more than enough

14.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Bunch City, we have one of everything

14.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This shit goes so hard

14.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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