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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.

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Boston accents in the Departed

08.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BOSTON ACCENTS IN "THE PERFECT STORM"

08.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying that Andrew Cuomo tried to coerce a 16 year-old Winona Ryder into marriage, but I lack the ability to see into his heart.

08.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone ever seen Andrew Cuomo and Beetlejuice in the same place at the same time? Curious.

08.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't support all men. Some of you freaks are very dumb and dangerous

08.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."

08.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1478    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0
Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear

Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear

Basil from the Great Mouse Detective

Basil from the Great Mouse Detective

People who say Aragorn can't be forgiven because they pinched a youth pastor are the same people who simp for these folks.

08.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to release drafts already ffs. I have so many posts that I need to save for the next time I'm drunk on my phone

08.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OVER A MILLION USERS

DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT

EVERY *WEEK*

what the fuck are we DOING here

07.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3456    πŸ” 1205    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 29

Someone needs to develop an Abelard Werserian bot for this platform

07.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

14.03.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18511    πŸ” 4011    πŸ’¬ 190    πŸ“Œ 177

tfw you remember there's a romance manga starring Marie Antoinette and Che Guevara

07.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminder you can use this image any time they try to show you ai slop

07.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

frog at the bottom of a well-ass life

07.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would also put failure to prioritize Northeast Corridor investments; implement any sort of national design guidelines/benchmarks for transit and commuter rail on this list; and dumping the electrification report on the way out the door instead of making it an actual priority.

07.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

vyvanse: alright you wanna focus on work

me: of course

vyvanse: first things first, you gotta cum

me: huh

vyvanse: i feel that's pretty clear

me: what

vyvanse: you want focus, you gotta cum. it's like fullmetal alchemist. equivalent exchange

07.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

07.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4423    πŸ” 1918    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 28
orange cat inside a market basket bag

orange cat inside a market basket bag

orange cat inside a market basket bag

orange cat inside a market basket bag

look at me i'm groceries

07.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1702    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 5

So I think it is important to treat these things like machines and fight the human instinct to personify or anthropomorphize what they are and how they operate, no matter how pedantic it might seem. No, the machine does not "read". It does not "understand". It is not "right" or "wrong".

10.08.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its incredible how square's upper management has been continuously terrible for the last 20 years and also incredible that it actually has been worse than what it currently is

07.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

God dammit, this shit sucks so much ass

07.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is extremely rude to not give a stranger your name or eat the food they offer you

07.11.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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despite all the popular posts i’ve seen today saying to go to your settings to disable this, it doesn’t work. you cannot turn this off.

06.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Going back in time to win old internet beefs

07.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Return of the Cmonma... @cmon...
Very sad how few people these days know what JC Penney is or how the JC stood for "Jesus Christ"
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Nope. The owner who started the company was James Cash Penny. Do your homework.

Return of the Cmonma... @cmon... Very sad how few people these days know what JC Penney is or how the JC stood for "Jesus Christ" 口2 32 β€’ 25n .. β€’ mzchavez.bsky.social @mzchavez.bsky.social Follow Nope. The owner who started the company was James Cash Penny. Do your homework.

18.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

Frodo is cool and i can relate to him because i have also been to the City of the Elves.

12.01.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

swear words

05.11.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know all the swear words

23.06.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's had a disturbing fascination with nukes since day 1, I can totally see it.

06.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gaming chairs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under cosmism

06.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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