Steve Lovell

Over 2 minutes off my first one.

Thicker than a whale's foreskin

Meaning he's fucked a 14 year old.

Currently up to 371 sports shirts now. One of my better recent pick ups.

Porn star name

The superhero we never knew we needed.

I worked with someone called Steven Stevens, or 2 Steves as he became known.

We've been lucky with those running the Albion but it's been a battle. I went to the first game at the Amex but went regularly to the Withdean, Gillingham and Goldstone. I watch more local league now as I moved away from the Brighton area.

All the best to Wednesday and their great supporters.

Crazy situation. I'm a Brighton fan but hate seeing any club go through this. A lot of clubs fans rallied around Brighton during the 90s. I hope it all works for the best for Morecambe and Wednesday.

The average wage bill of the Premier League footballers for a week is just over £35 million.

Four leagues below, Morecambe are likely to go out of business through terrible ownership of about 1-2% of that figure.

Sheffield Wednesday would need about 6-7% of that figure.

Come on Football, help!

So the Epstein Files have magically reappeared and the committee wants to see the Clinton's but committee needs to see the Files within two weeks so they might go missing again.

Donald Trump fucked kids.

Congress needs to grow a fucking backbone. It's every day. Every single day.

First words I uttered after switching on the news.

"OH FUCK OFF, FARAGE!!!"

When I say uttered, I meant bellowed.

I've seen a post from a vet about a professional clean of your dog or cat's teeth for just £449 (down from £570).

I thought there was a decimal point missing.

Nice.

Woh!!! Is that your dog?

I know mine are underwhelming.

I've had a definite pick me up today with a message from the most inspirational person I've met in years.

Yeah, that's similar to my experience. It's a sad enough situation with the opportunist cashing in.

Fabien will go blind one of these days.

I've had 3 or 4 recently like this.

I'm just making the bed and standing at the bottom of the bed, the label is on the bottom left (or top right if at the pillow end).

Why do really shitty people have money..

Everyone should crowdsurf once.

Before, just before and after shots of first ever parkrun at Huntingdon. 39:56.

I'll give it a go. Glad you have found something you enjoy.

Oh boy, I've signed up for a parkrun.

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