a murder of crows has probable caws
18.07.2025 18:25 — 👍 1645 🔁 250 💬 60 📌 7@ospirito.bsky.social
Childless cat lady. Except I don’t have a cat and I’m a male.
a murder of crows has probable caws
18.07.2025 18:25 — 👍 1645 🔁 250 💬 60 📌 7I think we can all agree that the name of Red Delicious apples is propaganda.
18.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
10.07.2025 01:21 — 👍 7307 🔁 1175 💬 59 📌 50It is really odd that conspiracy theorists never latch on to the one weather modification conspiracy that is actually real.
06.07.2025 01:27 — 👍 876 🔁 115 💬 30 📌 6I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I got my parents a new gadget which means I also got a new gadget.
01.07.2025 10:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Over 2000 #NoKings events and not a single insurrection.
15.06.2025 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We’re honored to report that over 11 million showed up for today’s No Kings protest, and totals are still coming in. Just… wow. WOW 😮! There’s nothing more to say.
15.06.2025 01:20 — 👍 21181 🔁 4439 💬 551 📌 516Omg..the taco meme war is just getting started
02.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 106 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 2Puppets…
02.05.2025 23:08 — 👍 24264 🔁 5335 💬 479 📌 203The line between hoarder and regular Costco shopper is razor thin.
02.05.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we all kinda agree that it’s gone downhill since Despacito summer
22.04.2025 11:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like public transit. You find the bus going closest to where you want to go and get on. Change is incremental.
09.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”
lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”
Wow! Updated estimates now put turnout at 2.3 million — and we’re still waiting on reports from coalition members in other areas, with some events yet to begin! If you’re free, come out and join us. Over 1,400 events are planned across the country.
05.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 25532 🔁 4428 💬 590 📌 201Ohh "America First" was a hit list
03.04.2025 18:43 — 👍 32290 🔁 5239 💬 108 📌 210To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
01.04.2025 17:07 — 👍 6978 🔁 926 💬 40 📌 37If I was an optometrist, my LinkedIn headline would say “True visionary”
01.04.2025 11:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
13.03.2025 22:23 — 👍 78877 🔁 15211 💬 3517 📌 1492I’m trying to avoid starting my day off on a bad note by seeing what fresh hell is unfolding and trying to minimize the grip that the news has on me. But I also need to be informed. It’s hard y’all.
12.03.2025 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes you have days where you just don’t get your second wind, and then there are days like today where I never got my first
09.03.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
05.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 16376 🔁 1993 💬 79 📌 78You know where you can go and not worry about breaking the economic blackout today?
Your local library! All those books and you won’t spend a penny!
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)