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These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot.

We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.

FINALLY

The U.S. Supreme Court was given the wrong numbers. The “unwind” in the event of a negative decision on Tariffs, would be, including investments made, to be made, and return of funds, in excess of 3 Trillion Dollars. It would not be possible to ever make up for that kind of a “drubbing.” That would truly become an insurmountable National Security Event, and devastating to the future of our Country - Possibly non-sustainable!

Oh, so he totally stole the money

fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends

Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."

Sure, buddy…

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A tweet from Tahra Hoops (@TahraHoops) says: “Hearing Justice Roberts ask directly who pays the tariffs, and Trump’s attorney admit that Americans do pay the tariffs was just chef’s kiss.”

They need to do the David and Victoria Beckham meme with this.

They need to do the David and Victoria Beckham meme with this.

The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

A tweet from Michael Adams, KY Secretary of State (@KYSecState) says: “We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry.” Below it is a linked post from the Lexington Herald-Leader (@heraldleader) that reads: “It’s Election Day. So why doesn’t Kentucky have any this year?” with a link to their article.

Civics is important, my fellow Americans.

I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.

AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.

A hairless cat, ears pricked, looks off into the distance, holding its paw over the mouth of another hairless cat below them.

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."

"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.

See the problem?

Nigerian here! The only thing worse than the current political strife in Nigeria is the idea of DJT trying to fix it. Counter-terrorism operations by the U.S. more often than not just decimate the nations they were trying to help.

If you’re ok with vouchers being used for ski trips or piano lessons but not ok with SNAP benefits being used for pizza or cupcakes, it’s not the use of public money you have a problem with.

It’s that you think wealthy people deserve perks and poor people deserve to be poor.

“Performative reading” is the anxiety of an illiterate culture

We're currently at the "Jesus didn't say we should feed people"
portion of the fall of American Evangelicalism.

You have to understand, they can’t release the Epstein files until JD has his First Lady situation resolved to the satisfaction of his online friend group.

You know what evil looks like? The orange felon hosting a Great Gatsby themed gala at his trashy private club yesterday whilst trying to end SNAP benefits and healthcare subsidies from tens of millions of Americans. Giving a convicted criminal full power was a horrible idea.

People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.

You're not supposed to want to be anyone in The Great Gatsby. It's a cautionary tale about excess & bad decisions with a hefty helping of white supremacy mixed in. I re-read it just last month. If you meet anyone who emulates Gatsby or Atlas Shrugged, walk away.

Whole Mar-a-Lago set up and ambience is so desperately dated, and trying to resurrect the cocaine 70s/80s.
A scream of petulance as these rich boomers claw at the lives they lost decades ago.

a blue car is driving down a street with a sign that says l on it Alt: a blue car is driving down a street with a sign that says l on it

I happen to be quite popular with freaks and weirdos and I consider that the greatest possible honor.

Welcome, you champions of the terminally odd.

I shouldn’t have to have someone interpret tattoos on a half naked white man sitting for an interview before we all agree this is absolutely absurd and we all need to just move on from this guy.

You cannot expect Black or Jewish people to put with this fucking ridiculous nonsense. Come on now

AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.

I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.