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Uhm, yes hello! πŸ‘‹πŸ» 31 y/o Norwegian coke zero drinking PS5 gamer and a Twitter migrant cursed with ME. Currently learning Spanish and love painting/drawing. Recently started sewing 🧡πŸͺ‘ Trying to survive this crazy timeline I’m forced to exist in.

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Usually I’m pretty skilled when it comes to eating fish (I blame that on my birth place being North of Norway) and sorting out the bones in my mouth.. but this time it got pass my defenses. That was not fun at all. The adrenaline is going to take it’s toll too. I can still feel the poked spot, ugh 😩

19.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my 32 years I’ve never swollowed a fish bone or got it stuck. Thankfully it was salmon, so if I swallowed it I would probably be fine. If it’s white fish it’s more like needles, but small and bendy fishbones are almost always not life threatening.

19.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fish bone got stuck in my throat today. Mid swallowing I felt something poke me hard in the back of my throat and I’d only swallowed it half way, so I had to stop and try not to panic. Then force it all up with the remaining air in my lungs and it was so scary. I’m so thankful it all went okay.

19.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny how some people think sexuality is a choice.

It’s almost like they chose to be cis and are suppressing their own sexuality.. and that’s why they think everyone who are gay are making ”bad choicesβ€œ cause in their head they made the ”right choice.β€œ

Homophobes are gay.

18.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re all a beautiful mix! I’m 75% Norwegian, some from the baltics, a little Spanish, some English and some German. My great grandpa was from England on one side and my grandpa is a product of WW2 and the Germans.

Humans has always moved around. It’s all just imaginary lines on a big rock.

18.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I’m thinking about reading that is corduroy condoms and I’m going to think about that every time I sew with corduroy from here on out!! Thank you for that πŸ˜‚

18.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s a success and I finally get what I’m supposed to; order beef and maybe I’ll buy a bottle of wine to crack it open when it does happen? And cry of course. Happy tears!

And if I’m rejected for permanent welfare.. maybe I’ll still order the beef and crack open the wine.. and cry πŸ˜‚ Hell yeah!!

18.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to stay positive about the legal battle, but it kinda feels like this is going to last forever atm.. but I’m going to try to find something positive to hold on to no matter what happens.

I need to plan how I’m going to celebrate if it’s a success and what to do if I’m rejected again.

18.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pieces of bread with smoked salmon on top.

Pieces of bread with smoked salmon on top.

Enjoying some luxury. Heavenly smoked salmon. A classic in Norway and one of my favorite foods.

18.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure they’ll reject me again, but I’m cautiously optimistic. I have new information this time. I have the paper stating I’m not mentally ill, a new medical statement from my GP, my own statement and my grandma’s statement. Aaaand a brand new lawyer who also got ME. She gets it.

17.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My lawyer emailed me today saying she’ll write her statement the next coming days and I’ve already gotten a letter from the welfare department saying they’ll finish my case within 4 months. So come February ish, I’ll know if my fight is over or if I have to continue this legal battle.

17.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Buns with roastbeef and pickled onions on top.

Buns with roastbeef and pickled onions on top.

Roastbeef and pickled onions!

17.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pickled onions

Pickled onions

I made it 😍

17.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I manage to make them I’d call this a pretty busy day. I haven’t made anything in the kitchen for a long while. I miss cooking and baking so much. So I’m going to have to settle for pickled red onions today. It’s easy and delicious. It’s really just cutting them and boiling water.

17.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I freakin’ love pickled red onions 🀀 I’m going to try to make them homemade today.

I’m too sick to do it all in one go, so I’ve cleaned my counters and put on the dishwasher. Now I’m on break until the dishwasher is done. Then I’m going to try to cut onions, then rest again before I make them.

17.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Uncharted 5 (2025) - First Trailer | Naughty Dog | PS5 | Concept
YouTube video by GAMEPULSE Uncharted 5 (2025) - First Trailer | Naughty Dog | PS5 | Concept

I got tricked by AI for the second time in my life (that I know of) today. I’m officially frightened. There is no uncharted 5 in the making.

Look at this:

youtu.be/8L9-5Xi2eHU?...

16.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1500$ in Specialists, 600$ in a day-light lamp, 700$ on two different headsets, thousands in GP-appointments, thousands in medications and probably 980.000$ in lost wages (14y). Probably 50.000$ in misc over the years.

So around 1.032.200$, give or take. This is not even an exaggerated number.

16.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of spiders I’ve flushed down the toilet is crushing my conscience. I’m feeling so bad about it, but I can’t do it differently. They can’t live with me and I refuse to walk up stairs to free 2-5 spiders a day. That would send me off the deep end ME’ wise.

WHY CAN’T THEY STOP COMING IN!!

16.10.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all, the court ruled that she HAS TO fix it. Second, the parking is bound to the unit by law. It can’t be transferred. Third, she already has one parking space and a garage.. and one car. Like I said, bat shit crazy.

And now she works at the hospital. I’m genuinely scared to get admittedπŸ˜‚

16.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The witch of an upstairs neighbor, who has caused problems since she moved in, always gives me a big creepy smile every time she sees me and I ignore her. I swear she’s bat shit crazy.

Atm she’s refusing to fix her leak, that leaks in to my grandma’s unit, until grandma gives up her parking space.

16.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though these numbers seem high to you, remember that Norway is extremely expensive.

Food for one person is easy 500$ and you’re not eating great. That’s just to survive.

13$ movie ticket.

Cheese? 15$ for 500g.

A beer in a bar = 12$.

It’s crazy over here! I’m about to lose my mind.

16.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

while our income stays pretty much the same.

Today my mother came back from the supermarket and told me that a 190g chocolate was now 7$.

Our income has gone DOWN 15% in 5 years (if you look at the value of our money, even though they increased the total income).

We’re pushed into poverty!!

16.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The annual budget for Norway is now public. No increase in pay for any of the low income welfare groups, not even pensions.

While the normal average income for someone born in 93’ in Norway is 93.842$, me and thousands are stuck at 25.000$.

Everything else in society has increased in price,

16.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A badly drawn Harry Potter with blue ink.

A badly drawn Harry Potter with blue ink.

Also, this is my drawing of Harry Potter in 2001. I was 8. I drew it in the book. Why? Who knows. Maybe like a dog peeing on stuff to mark it their territory.

15.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just read the first Harry Potter book and I’m flaming mad. The translated Norwegian version from 2001 is so bad that I’m unsure of if the translator even speaks Norwegian.. or English. It’s so bad that I’m inclined to translate the whole book myself and give it for free πŸ₯²

15.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Covid got me from mild to moderate in 2020. No bad side effects the second time, but I did end up at severe sometime after now that I think about it.

I’m happy that you’ve found something to help you out when you’re ill. I hope you feel better soon!

15.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some of the same observations about myself. I too take longer to clear an illness. Sometimes a lot longer, but usually, like you, a quarter longer.

I’ve been lucky so far though. Only two encounters with Covid so far. Knock on wood.

I’m glad you’re not feeling any after effects.

15.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of Cthulhu, if you're using your phone in public to watch videos, PLEASE invest in headphones. I'm stuck in a medical waiting room with 2 middle aged men blaring crap on their phones while the waiting room TVs also play. I have on headphones and still can't drown out the garbage. (And

13.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Headphones or SOUND OFF!! πŸ“΅ πŸ”‡

13.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahah I’m stealing that and making it my personality from now on. Genius!!

13.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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