fin

Is there an explanation for why the Reese’s pumpkins taste significantly better than the regular ones

You better be missing a name, Tom.

seriously cant unsee the statue of hussein falling whenever henry gets tackled

Shitty day turned around, baby

Not. Ideal.

Do your job, John.

Was gonna clip this myself lmao. Working hypothesis that the shorter the pause, the less truthful he’s being (coping)

MVS to the Steelers lmao

Oh good, just learned the Santa Ana winds are on the way which means my week is ruined

And a new Seahawks trade target has risen.

Spencer rattler has fallen 💔

It’s far too early for me to have formed any draft takes but I struggle to believe a receiver with a name as rad as KC Concepcion will not be a good player

Yeah but it’s nice to share my life with the small lot of you all who follow me haha (and I can quote with a picture of me stunting in my Popeye costume next week lol)

I regret posting this frankly but am trying to get better at just posting and forgetting so it’s gonna stay

Now we’re asking the real questions

What’s the record last year in the timeline where we somehow get MM and Kubiak instead of Grubb

Decided tonight to go as Popeye for Halloween, was supposed to be popeye and olive oyl with my ex but she bailed last minute and I didn’t do anything last year as a result—life is looking up

Was not expecting to come back to so many wonderful posts tonight (I am inebriated)

He’s also just a good player

Though WR wouldn’t be my first choice as a trade target, trading for Olave would make JSN happy and it’s important to keep a WR1 happy.

It’s the 2026 offseason: Jody Allen/Vulcan are found to have intentionally tanked and the Blazers sale is put in jeopardy, leaving the Seahawks with an even more restrictive cash budget that forces them to lose out on key impact player(s). JS is lauded for his shrewdness. The Seahawks finish 7-10.

HAHA YES HAHAHA

Just went way over budget on the Criterion flash sale

Three Seahawks legends have been released.

But also Luka makes everything okay :)

I have had beef with deandre ayton since I played a rec game with him on 2k in 2020. The fact I have to root for him now is terribly painful.

I am personally quite content to be 5-2 heading into the bye

JSN is on pace for 121 catches/ 1989 yards/ 10 TD's

This crew is #notgood