Y so Cerious

Yeppers. The mind does wild things to protect ya.

Alarming

GF: Are you manic rn?
Me, juggling between 5+ social apps and meme farming while writing a report on boric acid restrictions in vaginal suppositories: Um, why do you ask?

*Every time something minorly inconveniences me at work*

Dammit, I should just do OF.

*Me covered in blood and surrounded by bodies cause I'm a plurality with multiple male headmates*

Yea, but can AI do this?

*Tells you to fuck off but starts crying because communication and setting boundaries is hard.*

Look, bottom surgery sounds great but no more CBT makes it a hard (ha) sell.

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Evening with the boyfriend: Listening to chill vinyls, watching some muppets, talking about feelings.
Morning with the boyfriend: I proceed to drain a Celsius in seconds and then blast System of a Down's first album and belt out all the lyrics while stimming with air guitar.

The wife has been incredibly supportive of my transition until I started stealing her clothes.

Her, upon seeing me in her sweater: I did *not* sign up for this.

Me: Get lesbianed.

Growin up queer and catholic was like: you're going to hell cause you're evil.

Me: guess I'll befriend demons then. Same team.

Them: Wait, no.

The lionesss does not concern herself with the origin of her many kinks.

Got a funny look for saying if I could come back as anything, I'd come back as cordyceps. I just wanna rule over a zombie ant army as a fun gal necromancer. Is that too mush to ask?

FBI to Categorize Trans People As "Nihilistic Violent Extremist" Threat Group, Report Says The choice is being championed by the Heritage Foundation, which is behind Project 2025.

Imagining a future where a prison guard goes to tattoo "nihilistic violent extremist" on me before v-coding me only to discover I already tattooed it on myself but with sparkles and hearts.

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You're in her DMs, I'm in her.
This is not a sex thing! Ms. Frizzle kidnapped me and...

A gal's got needs.

So no puppy play? *Throws phone, breaks skateboard*

My brain, 5 minutes after I paint my nails: You are covered in ants.

Imagining a future where a prison guard goes to tattoo "nihilistic violent extremist" on me before v-coding me only to discover I already tattooed it on myself, but with sparkles and hearts.

Fuck authority but if a beautiful woman tells me to bark, I'm gonna bark.

Kink distribution be like: None for you, light bondage for you, maybe some interest in feet for you. Oh you? Bring out the forklift, you get EVERYTHING. Good luck with that.