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@xandypty.bsky.social

just some fucking guy

22 Followers  |  33 Following  |  325 Posts  |  Joined: 05.02.2025  |  1.917

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16.07.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2912    ๐Ÿ” 1073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Five Second Rule (AshBrock, thoronthedragon, Setrilo)

"Since the beginning of mankind, one rule has defined our species."

Free - Windows, Mac: warpdoor.com/2025/10/18/f...

18.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to have to go to screwfix tomorrow like a real man

18.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MonsterAdapter LA-FZ1 Lens adapter F-mount to Z-mount The MonsterAdapter LA-FZ1 lens adapter with Nikon Nikkor lenses with Z-mount to Nikon's mirrorless cameras with Z-mount.

A third party company has done what Nikon couldn't and made an adapter for Nikon Z-mount cameras to use screw-drive (AF-D) Nikon F lenses with AF working. I love this. www.ingma.pictures/en/shop/mons...

18.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ll never get over the most accidental SCP Foundation photo in existence, the Unabomberโ€™s cabin in FBI cold storage.

18.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think my most problematic desire is that I'd love to own one of those Nazi-era Leicas, even if it had... the branding.

18.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wow, so ergonomic now, this C++!

16.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cardiff set to tackle SUV 'carspreading' in UK first Cardiff Council is set to become the first local authority in the UK to introduce higher parking charges for SUVs and other heavy vehicles, in a move campaigners say will make city streets safer and f...

Cardiff will be the first UK city to introduce a surcharge for oversized SUVs and trucks, "while very large vehicles โ€“ those over 3,500kg โ€“ will be excluded from residential permits entirely."

16.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1618    ๐Ÿ” 440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211

3kW! Insane!

16.10.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the electric meter while the brick guys are using power tools and I will never again complain about the leccy used by Chai to bake for other people.

16.10.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
myF5

lol, and I might I add, lmao: F5 being absolutely owned is not something I had on the bingo card, but this is bad. my.f5.com/manage/s/art...

16.10.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am tempted by the DGX Spark, but only in the sort of curious way I am by the SGI Indigo 2: it's going to end up rare and used by weirdos to do weird shit.

16.10.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

14.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7534    ๐Ÿ” 2454    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

BALL X PIT TODAY

15.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like bro I know my gate is nice and I know I've done a good job of tearing down the overgrown foliage, just let me live.

14.10.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the most London, Birmingham and Xandy-coded news, I find it so weird how neighbours will just come up to you and talk to you. It's so fucked.

14.10.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The parlance at work is that everyone is a "builder" and I think the actual builders would give me a swirlie if I said I was a builder just like them

14.10.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ball x Pit tomorrow!

14.10.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Real Men are at the house remortaring the whole thing and I'm just here with my work laptop trying not to take a nap.

14.10.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your commitment to your bullshit is always awe-inspiring.

13.10.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This fucking bush has been my opp for six months. I finally won.

12.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT whatโ€™s the slickest way to unhook a bra

12.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Muppet Evangelion

12.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success". When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be. ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich. "Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

12.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4205    ๐Ÿ” 779    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 562

literally can't even make a silly thread about some guy eating too much HARIBO without it becoming a national scandal because our state broadcaster decided not to include the fact this man is a racist media figure as if that's just no big deal.

11.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Still thinking about the time in 2012 when someone said "nice cock" to me when I was using a urinal.

11.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As we've always known, the Lib Dems are the party of Real Perverts.

09.10.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah, brother!

06.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to psyche myself up for a week in which I'm going to have to play hardball with regard to what I'm working on at work. Phrases locked and loaded include "if it weren't for me, we wouldn't have launched our product" couched in "I don't talk positively about myself, but..."

05.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Expedition 33 has reminded me why I like video games.

05.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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