officer nastygurt

anybody have any tips for dealing with harmful tics because I’ve had a lifetime of them that come and go

having tics is actually the worst i used to have this one as a kid that made me roll my eyes all the time so i would get constant headaches and now this old one has resurfaced where I randomly do throat clicks and hold my breath and it genuinely almost makes me throw up and makes my throat sore-

hamster
guinea pig
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I was at supercon and I asked the voice actors for senshi and laios if the dungeon meshi crew would eat the saja boys. they said “nooo they’re too humanoid” which is the coward’s way out. spitroast those boys right now

never say neurospicy ever again

lotta people pointing out how I’m wrong and stupid, but you have to admit that if the facts were different then I’d be right

this post was created in a lab for me

why isn’t there a tadc idol au someone get on that

Question for my weird as fuck off-putting fans: what the hell is wrong with you

still omw, slowly but surely I’ll get there

If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist

POV: the pokemon spheal is throwing a brick at you

no dk i care, tell me how much of a cancer i am

anybody know where I can find this painting that someone used as a filler image on Depop I love it so much

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

need a white claw in Kill You Flavor

they should make a margarita that kills you

they don't make shows like this anymore

"Mm, yes, I'm basically a centrist," I say, adding a liberal amount of garlic and a conservative amount of salt

Jeremiah was a bullfrog. We went our separate ways after the incident.

If Nintendo releases more stuff that’s tariffed to the max I fully believe that Nintendo fanboys could storm the White House and save us

sandwiches will always be better than wraps

Jonathan Joss was murdered in a homophobic hate crime on the first day of Pride Month in the year 2025.

falling off my roof and hitting the ground like a metal pipe

Mate I bet bugs don't even dream of you.

My Chernobyl grandma stunts on these hoes