Marcus

People who listen to music out loud from your phone's tinny speakers, why don't you love yourself? What happened?

I wear two jumpers and sometimes add a blanket

Took today off sick but mostly felt guilty about doing so. 7 years working in retail and having to prove that you're imminently dying in order to receive the same benefit there really did a number on me. I spent the day sitting around eating snacks and doing nothing tho and now I feel better ✨

Replaced the bulb in my main lamp with a smart bulb and everything just feel so soft and cosy 🫠

Having giant 4-armed gorillas and calling them quadrillas is just excellent world-building #PoE2

I would die ☃️

Cleaned out the dust in my pc and it's 15 degrees cooler 🥲🤡

Nosferatu 🧛🏻

Three cats and a kitten are in the photo. One cat is licking another cat’s head, while the same cat being licked is simultaneously grooming a third cat. The kitten sits off to the side, watching the scene unfold.

this is how they transfer the one brain cell

Going to the cinema by myself instead of partying on nyd and my transition to weird old guy is nearing completion 🙆🏻‍♂️

Paddington 2 is a masterpiece

Did Kevin McAllister grow up to be Jigsaw

Still thinking about this #RHOBH

I was thinking act 3 wasn't as interesting as certain other arpg jungle levels (ahem) but that last 30% or so goes hard. Such fun ideas #PoE2

"I don't like playing as women in videos games because I don't relate to them" is so funny when in video games you kill people and double jump and stab zombies and all this incredibly unrelatable stuff. "oh no ive been taken out of this space adventure because of a haircut, I am incredibly smart"

Dino Crisis 🥹

Yeah. It's so silly. Anyway, I have a doctor's letter saying that I'm a lunatic so let's see how that goes.

I also won an MVP award in my department last week. So, work, what is the truth exactly? Hmm?🤌🏻

Emailed by HR to say I'm not attending the office enough 🥹 time to resign and live in the forest 🐿️💕

a cats white paw is wedged between two Oreo cookies

Oreo

For act 3 they really said let's just make every map fucking huge huh 😲 #PoE2

The patchwork clown outfit of a levelling character in an RPG is never not funny to me #PoE2

Oh I wasn't criticising 😝 it's genuinely funny

Path of Exile had a reputation for being a f2p game that isn't p2w and doesn't constantly try to sell you stuff, but the M hotkey being for Microtransaction Shop instead of Map is just hilarious imo #PoE2

What if the sand was sometimes red and sometimes grey and then sometimes a pretty pink mix of both. Feels like ideas from the elden ring school of making things slightly the wrong colour in aid of gorgeousness ✨

Definitely some of the coolest visuals I've seen in a desert level 🤌🏻 #PoE2

I dunno why it is, but if I order food I find it impossible to do anything besides wait until the food arrives

My one plan this weekend cancelled 😎

Okay but can I play your Elden Ring multiplayer game on my own off of the internet?

Baby Corgi #corgi