Dental Dan

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

Bomb the White House

Why ain’t JD Vance not trying to put trump in an old folks home. Both of them make shit look intelligent.

Fuck Donald trumps family for not putting him in a home yet.

‘This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,’ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation

‘This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,’ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation https://theonion.com/this-face-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-di-1843888214/

I have to be careful what I said but what if the purge movie was real but the only person it applied to was the president of the United States and his cabinet.

Given the options of death or prison, Renee Good would have preferred life in prison rather than get shot in the face and called a “fucking bitch” when she was dead.

The only reason Kristi Noem can lie with a straight face is because of their plastic surgery.

South Park nailed it with her face falling off.

America is so fucked right now. ICE deserves the death penalty.
I’m not American but use that 2 amendment y’all seem to love properly.

YouTube thinking premium is worth that much is delusional. Also including YouTube music is giving U2 album on my iPhone.

“Meal prepping is easy” memes hit me too hard

Charlottetown farmers market is super nice and all but I want a farmers market that is entirely void of rules and laws.

To everyone woman that has liked or will like me.

Sorry fam.

Sometimes I buy things with the idea that i might sell it on Facebook marketplace in the future and then i remember what it’s like to sell anything on Facebook marketplace

My ex used to talk about coming from a redneck family and I’m visiting my grandparents in New Brunswick and everyone else in this Tim Horton’s drive thru is in a side by side…

Imma throw a dumb mfer under the bus.

But ya know what. I still really respect anyone I’ve ever dated.

Thank yall and keep up being bad as fuck.

Found out my ex told someone about how my piss gets moldly in the toilet.

My guy why didn’t you rip on me for more than being a diabetic…
Honestly insulted because yall should have been meaner!!!

Also wouldn’t have noticed if we both cleaned the toilet….

Gonna say that most countries
Would delete America given the change.

If you work at the liquor store you are cosplaying as a government employee.

Argue with me on this one please. Yall is cashier.

Can Jewish people start calling out zionists or I have really bad news for you.

(You are Zionist and yall got your ass beat 2000 years ago)

I’m pro union but not when you are that replaceable

After dealing with the liquor commission for a summer I can easily say many of them would be fired from their jobs.

As far as pei goes I think most employees of the liquor commission deserve a pay reduction.

I’m sorry but the liquor store employees on strike need to get a fucking hold on reality. You could strike if you were mildly capable of your job.

Zionists are antisemitic

HELL YEAH BROTHER.

Couldn't think of any good initital d quotes so I google it and the first one was “Racers don't need girlfriends!”

I'm poor, so if I'm in a new car with black interior, I feel like in the Batmobile.

Trump needs a strong tap in the head. Or jugular?