Eva von Schaper

wtf

r u an instructor too?

Opinion | Why Is Shopping an Abyss of Blah?

this could have been bad instead it is quite good www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/o...

you can call me honey if you want

how mamdani managed to keep a straight face i don't know

The Liberal Scholars Who Influenced Trump’s Attack on Birthright Citizenship The President’s executive order took inspiration from an esoteric legal argument from 1985, by two Yale professors. They have some regrets.

Forty years ago, two liberal professors published a "provocative" book about immigration that sold poorly and got terrible reviews. It also inadvertently handed Trump the legal argument he's using to attack birthright citizenship. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

why rappel when you can abseil

If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?

by Larry Summers

what i really want to know is whenaburger

bsky in great form

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

Turn. The. Volume. Up.

CHOTINER: So Harry, you're the butcher at the Busytown Supermarket?

HARRY: That's right.

CHOTINER: You sell pork at your store?

HARRY: Certainly, We sell the best pork ever!

CHOTINER: Seems your customers agree, but I couldn't help but notice, you're also a pig, right?

HARRY: Yes.

The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.

MacArthur Foundation Announces 2025 ‘Genius Grant’ Winners

the mycelium gets its due

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

1990s Band or Offhand Comment from My Tween About My Outfit? 1. Pearl Jam1 2. Old Lady Curtains2 3. Blind Melon3 4. Alice in Chains4 5. Judge Judy in a Bathrobe5 6. Garbage6 7. Smashing Pumpkins7 8. Toad the ...

1990s Band or Offhand Comment from My Tween About My Outfit? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/199...

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’

Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’ https://theonion.com/emerald-fennell-assures-fans-wuthering-heights-will-be-faithful-adaptation-of-twilight/

RFK Jr.’s Vaccine Committee Likely to Target Hepatitis B Shot for Newborns Committee members, some of whom are vaccine skeptics, are likely to recommend restricting the use of the shots at birth or delaying them until later in childhood.

CDC committee members, some of whom are vaccine skeptics, are likely to recommend restricting the use of hepatitis B shots at birth or delaying them. The vaccine is credited by public health experts with nearly eliminating maternal transmission of the disease in the U.S.

I’ve been having a few too many conversations like this. Them: Hi Kate, how are things with your work, with the world? Me: the university is under attack, democratic norms being broken in half, so, pretty bad. Them: But everything is going to come back and be okay after the midterms. Me: Uhh, no.

CANARY: imma check out this coal mine brb

It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing

Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public

This is like setting money on fire

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

How 3M Discovered, Then Concealed, the Dangers of Forever Chemicals The company found its own toxic compounds in human blood—and kept selling them.

How did 3M’s “forever chemicals” end up in all of us? Inside the story of the corporate scientists who discovered—then helped to conceal—the dangers of its chemicals.

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

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New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution” “The president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of constitutional law.” “Faced with the choice between clinging to the letter of the ...

New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for "The President Violated the Constitution" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...